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Welcome to the second episode of “Should I write this?”
An AU where Jason Todd decides that Batman isn’t worth it and opens a coffee shop on Park Row, tutors street kids on the weekends and hangs out with Harley and Ivy on his down time. He’s perfectly content with his life. And so what if he specifically chose this location cause it was on their old patrol route? And because it was next to a batburger that Bruce always took him to?
That means absolutely nothing, Harley.
But of course Replacement had to ruin everything by stumbling into his shop and ordering black coffee and- putting monster in it?
This kid needs serious help. Jason doesn’t plan to be the one to give it. But something about the kid also kinda makes Jason want to simultaneously punch him in the face and hide him away so no one can hurt him. And really Jason was mad at Bruce. Not Tim.
So sue him if he doesn’t wake the kid up when he falls asleep at his booth.
(Steph comes to get him and Jason nearly shits himself cause Cass was outside and Jay was like “Holy shit- did that shadow move?! Bruce are you sure she’s human cause that was terrifying...”)
Long story short- Jason Todd doesn’t want to be a big brother. But God hates him and he now has 4 little siblings.