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In this AU Harry starts seeing a Muggle therapist, one who remains completely unfazed by everything he says. Dragons, Horcruxes, Death eaters? The therapist calmly nods, assuming it’s all metaphor. Meanwhile, Harry speaks with complete sincerity, telling the literal truth. (maybe will do a series if you guys like it, I will maybe try other characters too lol)
Harry: "It all started when I was eleven. A giant broke down my door and told me I was a wizard."
Therapist (nodding thoughtfully): "Ah. The giant could symbolize your inner potential crashing through childhood repression."
Harry: "No, I mean literally. Hagrid. Half-giant."
Therapist: "You’ve given your inner strength a name. Beautiful."