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new meme template of my cat do with it what you will
Her name is Stellaluna be kind to her
March Eri....dan..?
MARCH VERMAY!!!
Ok, so just imagine. Batmans' not a human, but he doesn't know, ok, wait, hear me out. So, this came from every time I saw an ambigious and cryptid blob batman. I was thinking, wouldn't it be funny if batman. Instead of being human and being mistook for a crytid, what if he was actually a crytid. Just a thought I had. You can interpret this anyway you want. I don't actually have any idea what the specifics would be.
Snart : Barry?
Barry : What?
Snart : Where is my cold gun??
Barry : What?
Snart : Where. Is. My. Cold. Gun.
Barry : I, huuunn... I put it away.
Snart : I NEED IT!!
Barry : OH NO. don't even think about going playing superheroes trough time! WE'VE BEEN PLANING THIS EVENING FOR TWO MONTHS
Snart : THE LEGEND ARE IN DANGER!
Barry : MY SEX LIFE IS IN DANGER!!!
Snart : YOU TELL ME WHERE MY COLD GUN IS RED. WE ARE TALKING ABOUT THE GREATER GOOD YOU WANTED SO MUCH!
Barry : GREATER GOOD?!?!? I. AM. YOUR. HUSBAND. THE GREATEST GOOD YOU ARE EVER GONNA DO IS BEING WITH ME THIS EVENING!!!
California Gurls by Katy Perry
but it’s Hot Girl Beach
ft Philza as Snoop Dog.
Y'all you'll never believe what I saw-
A flock of FlaMINHOs
Heh..... Get it?
No?
I'll stop now
Does anyone have an Ibuprofen? I have a headache-
The second one sparks something
Go check out the fic, it’s heart wrenching
I don't play Tony Hawk because I'm a skater boy, I'm a skater boy because I play Tony Hawk (I grab my skateboard knowing I'm going to break my nose and cry about it for the rest of the day) HELL YEAHHH
Tim, slightly drunk: I told you all that I lost my spleen, but I actually know exactly where it is, because Ra’s keeps it in a jar on his bedside table.
Jason, also drunk: THATS WHAT THAT IS?!?!
Tim: you’ve seen it? HOW HAVE YOU SEEN IT?!
Jason: I had to take Damian to visit Talia at the league!
Tim: AND YOU ENDED UP IN RA’S BEDROOM?
Jason: every time I go there I put an assortment of miscellaneous vegetables in his bedding to convince him he’s going insane.
Tim:
Tim: that’s actually kinda cool.
Jason: it’s the only thing that makes escourting the kid back and forth worth it.
Damian, twelve, Tim and Jason’s designated driver of the evening: I swear mother has assigned you to me like some sort of service dog, Todd.
Jason, nodding: or personal uber.
Tim: come to think of it I have seen you lay your head on him whenever you think he’s anxious-
Jason: HE SAYS IT HELPS-!
Damian: -fucking stay out of it, Drake!
Tim: aight damn
Behold Philza Pinecraft