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This is exactly what I need in life.

Momma hen Ratchet is best Ratchet.

Ratchet doesn’t like Miko the most out of the human children, which just translates to he worries about her the most out of the human children. And despite drawing Optimus Prime like, all the time. I still need so much practice with him. The Transformers: Prime version is just very difficult for me to draw some reason. Also,

Ratchet: “I don’t like the human children. They are all very annoying, especially Miko, I don’t understand how Bulkhead can tolerate her.”

Also Ratchet:

I’m sick of all the brooding vampire stories. Like, I want a vampire like Elle Woods from Legally Blonde. Just a girl who’s all in the pink girly stuff and OWNING IT.

Like, Imagine a family of dark Victorian Vampries who are very traditional with a vampire daughter who’s wearing a Y2K pink sparkly jumpsuit with her nails freshly painted and her familiar toy poodle in her purse.

“Oh yeah! My Dad is Zachaeus Van Hellwrithe the III! I know he looks like SUUPPEER intimidating but, like he’s super sweet. We even got our nails painted together! :)”

She’s not treated like an outcast from her family and they fully embrace her pink sparkly quirkiness.