I'm An Idiot - Blog Posts

Anyone else just forget the password to their phone or computer? Even though they use it every day, it just doesn't register in your mind when you go to type it in, and then it's like the scariest few seconds of your life.

One time someone at recess in school I was with my friends, then one of my friends told me to go touch grass and I did so, but they said that it wasn't enough so I looked them dead in the eye, bent down, grabbed a handful of grass and ate the grass, and immediately threw up.

After that we all had a good laugh

Help

so I was talking to apollo and I was asking questions about stuff that I probs shouldn't have been asking, the as he was answering one of these questions a huge fucking earthquake started. I was with 2 friends and we've all had a pretty rough night with one of us throwing up. After the earthquake finished we got really anxious and decided to ask if it was our fault because the timing was way to convenient, and apollo said it was. I dunno what to do but I'm trying to making it up to the gods as best as I can at the moment with my small access to items I can offer (I'm a minor in an extremely christian family). Any suggestions?

OMFG

I JUST REALIZED

When people say "your boys can swim"

THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT ADULT STUFF

I THOUGHT IT WAS LITERAL (kinda metaphorical)

I WAS SO CONFUSED WHEN I FIRST HEARD IT

I thought "swimming? What does your children swimming have to do with this situation?"

WHO CAME UP WITH THIS STUPID IDION???!?!!!??!!

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

Omg I was just think which I’m sure someone else has said this but…

Yk the color of the Camelot seal are red and gold.

Merlin is always trying to save Arthur using his magic which is gold. Arthur always ends up hurt anyways because he’s an idiot but he bleeds which is red.

So yes two sides of one coin and what not. So when Arthur does Albion or whatever it’s called can’t come to its golden age because the red (Arthur) is gone. Leaving only one part of the great Albion which is the gold (Merlin).

Ok so like I was in class and the teacher was joking about her shaky highlighting job on her computer and students joked with her and I just said “It’s straighter than me!” And I have never been more proud of my humor in my life. This is the funniest I will ever be.