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jump making bkdk stickers on february 14th meanwhile saying they are rivals... I seriously dont know if i should laugh or cry
We know what they are Sony...
heres the link for this...
Its just hilarious... Someone pls check all the comments and quotes lmao
My name is Olive Specter. I am 88 years old. My house is located in the northeast part of Strangetown, where the local cemetery is located, and I am a widow.I am now on the tenth stage of my Slacker career and I come home no later than 2 AM every day. I smoke and sometimes drink.I’m in bed by 2 AM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually fall asleep without any problems until I am fully energized(bruh) . Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I had to step over someone’s corpse to achieve my goal, I would do so.
That last bit caught me off good not gonna lie.
Writing for a MadaTobi Week entry and only realized that I have stuck 6 grown people into a normal sized car just now when I was thinking about writing a little scene in there auwusjhfiuzwhfskjehwfkj
Head PLS stahp—or better yet—please start working
Shisui teaching Madara how to drive
Shisui: Okay, you're driving and Hashirama and Tobirama walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit?
Madara: Definitely Tobirama, I wouldn't hurt Hashirama.
Shisui: ...
Shisui: The breaks, Madara, you hit the breaks.
My 1st Hashirama ever :>
Just a quick sketch to try out the colouring brushes in procreate, though, so anatomy and stuff may be wonky and the colouring is messy af but it’s alright
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tobirama: i’m 50% murder, 80% gay and 70% a hero
madara: that’s 200%
tobirama: i’m twice the man you’ll ever be
T: “You will be acquiring the Tailed Beasts for a price.” H: “Not for free?” T: “Shut up!”
this is so funny imagine how fucked up youd need to be for obito to call you unstable
*wheezing*
round tom and triangular jerry on their way to help the shadowhunters with their bullshit:
