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hmmmm interesting…
Well I hope Gertrude has fun leading humans elsewhere. It’ll be difficult.
Like herding cats, but otherwise a noble venture.
Do you like chickens? Do you believe in the mysterious theory that the chickens are bald and the egg rates are decreasing? Do you believe in Gertrude?
That is a very good question.
I do in fact like chickens. There are many breeds and colors that are interesting, such as the Lavender Orpington. I highly recommend that you check those out, and they are also excellent egg layers (allegedly).
I don't think chickens are bald, if you are referring to the fact that chickens are not covered in hair, which they are not, but feathers are similar enough to hair in makeup (keratin) and use that I do consider them functionally hair. However, it is possible for chickens to not have feathers on all or parts of their body, as there are several breeds that have those traits on purpose.
I am not sure of the egg rates decreasing. I suppose I will have to do further research on the topic.
If this Gertrude will give me something to believe in, then I may believe in her. For now she will remain as she is, a name.
This is gorgeous in a cryptid type of way
🌱🌻☘️🌺 flowers with eyes 🌿🌸🍃🌼
I survived that was actually kinda fun
RUSSIAN ROULETTE
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This goes for cats too by the way. Just because cats supposedly can't feel the back of their neck doesn't mean picking them up by the scruff is safe (mostly with adult cats because they're a lot heavier than kittens, so more strain is put on their neck if you pick them up by the scruff)
Also don't pick up a cat by the sides, that strains their arms and it (probably) hurts. Just because cats are stretchy and bendy doesn't mean they don't feel pain!!
Although I would probably put my hand across the thighs/butt to transfer the cat to a more sitting position (if that makes sense) because putting your hand between the legs is a bit uncomfortable
No & Yes. Puppies and their care. 1944. Prelinger Library.
The Goyim are fucking wild, the way I would have dumped that casserole over that woman's head, also divorce that wife.
What is the Deep Web?
Also called the hidden web and deepnet, the deep web is where search engines have not indexed the information, and so “invisible” to the mainstream public.
Searching on the Internet today can be compared to dragging a net across the surface of the ocean. While a great deal may be caught in the net, there is still a wealth of information that is deep, and therefore, missed. The reason is simple: Most of the Web’s information is buried far down on dynamically generated sites, and standard search engines never find it.
Public information on the deep Web is currently 400 to 550 times larger than the commonly defined World Wide Web. The deep Web contains 7,500 terabytes of information compared to 19 terabytes of information in the surface Web. Deep Web sites tend to be narrower, with deeper content, than conventional surface sites. More than half of the deep Web content resides in topic-specific databases. Journalists in heavily censored countries use the deep web to communicate and exchange information.
What lies beneath the surface is a who’s who of hackers, scientists, drug dealers, astronomers, assassins, physicists, revolutionaries, Government officials, Police, Feds, terrorists, perverts, data miners, kidnappers, sociologists, etc. As you can tell, the party goes across the entire moral spectrum.
Why did you make me sound so old at the end? I’m not that old.
Yo yo yo. This Christmas I’m doing 12 days of lore drop! Pls ask me 12 questions about any of my ocs, or I will be forced to come up with my own…
Ocs and descriptions below the cut
Moss: main oc, robot with a human soul and currently has a AO3 story I’m failing to stay consistent on. Hair is best described as peach, eyes are really just LED screens and has a baggy clothes style. Has synthetic skin, like the fake skin used for like tattoo and piercing practice.
Lilli and Amber: moss’s parents. In their divorce era. Lilli has hot pink hair, pale green eyes and freckles. Both pale. Amber has blue and orange hair put up, teal ish eyes and a business casual style. Lilli works as a royal general while Amber works as a contract scientist.
Lillith and Layne: twins and the royal heirs of the city serine. Both have olive tan skin and dark brown hair. Lillith has dark green eyes hidden by her hair, Layne keeps his hair up and has pale blue eyes. Lillith has glasses and a calm deposition, Layne is adventurous and reckless. Layne is dating mike.
Samantha and Matthew: queen and king, the twins parents. Samantha pale skin, split blond and brown hair (ik ik) and green eyes. Matthew has light brown skin, dark green eyes and short black hair. Both are busy ruling the country but Samantha seems to have enough time to cheat.
Mike: moss’s semi friend and laynes boyfriend. Pale skin, brown hair and blue eyes. He’s quiet and the perfect opposite to Layne. Stays inside most times and not overall well written :/
Nelly: pale skin, long brown hair and orange eyes. Pink color scheme. Currently courting and not really dating Umi Alon, who is in a whole other country.
Starlet: pale skin, long dark brown hair and purple eyes with star pupils. Antagonistic to moss and is a kinda antagonist.
Umi alon: princess of Liran. Pale blue skin, dark blue hair and orange eyes with slit pupils. Is a siren with ear fins and a shark like tail. Writes letters to nelly and sends them through carrier bird. Lots of lore surrounding liran and their people I need to write.
Jess and Carol Alon: sibling and mother of Umi respectively. Same features as Umi. Jess is quiet tall and has mobility issues due to something I haven’t quiet pinned down. Carol is the queen and has little time for her kids.
People of peace: not gonna go in-depth cause I wanna save their reveals for the AO3 story. But moss does meet them.
The elder gods: also people I’m trying to keep to the side. But hey, ask and though shall revive.
Splatoon ocs:
Chippi- inkling who currently attends ink blot academy while occasionally playing turf war. Is somehow a high ranking grizzco worker. Almost helped Marie in s2 but devoted time to schooling instead.
Chippo- the brawn in the pair. Loves to work at grizzco and play in ranked. Escaped after the spicy calamari inkantation and narrowly avoided the deep sea metro.
Both are really named chip, but they live their lives together and keep the exact same battle ID. While chippi pursues an education chippo makes sure the money stays flowing while they have fun.
Pic by the wonderfully old now @fishy-the-trans-boi
This is my first byler analysis thing so listennnn. ok so, in the new netflix pfp update thing, el is the ONLY pfp with a BRIGHT GREEN background while couples have matching colors, (max and Lucas, hopper and joyce) and guess what? Mike and will are both yellow. The netflix pfp have been byler coded before, they can be byler coded again! 🧚♂️🏳️🌈
(Sorry for the low quality images it was all i could find)
All the pfps here v
Edit: ok this is why i dont analysis cause i dont think they arent relationship coded no just the area they're at many people corrected me and yeah LMAO
Flash is so confused as to why his entire rogue gallery has each individually sent him a link to the exact same Redit post sign the comment “read the thread”. Like????
He still confusedly reads the post. Ok, kinda cute, a kid tryna be a little villain and asking if he’s bad at it, but then he scrolls down to the comments like they all instructed and he becomes slowly more and more horrified, wait, is that Red Robin? Not important, wtf is going on here?!
Inspired by this great prompt and goes the other way.
Of which Danny goes to Reddit as Phantom.
Now, I dunno much about Reddit due to my country's default system is to ban the site (except if you use VPN or Apple products apparently?), but anyways.
One reckon that r/evilmonologue exists.
Danny-as-Phantom is certainly asking that if he's a bad villain (Am I a Bad Villain aka AIBV) since his "Heroes" (Red Huntress, Fenton couple, and GIW) doesn't allow him to do Evil Monologues at all, when even the weakest "Villain" would even has his "Beware Box" gimmick (tho he certainly wouldn't do anything so cringe).
Ofc it comes from: Yes, GhostNebula is a bad villain to: this kid is handed out such a bad life that he really mistakes "heroes" and "villains" of all things. You sure that the guys in white and ghost hunters are good guys?? to: Flash, get your villain. I think he'll be safer with you since he also got no body count, so surely he was a Flash rogue?
And ofc the heroes of JL (or others) will investigate for some reason or another.
where is that renaissance painting with those two fellers and a giant fucking random skull on the floor that looks like it was accidentally stretched out in photoshop
Interesting content, unexpected...
I’m literally such a dumbass. HUGE (mini?) CROSSHAIR INSIGHT (This is spoiler safe 💕)
I’ve always glazed over the extra little piece over Crosshair’s chest plate on his Bad Batch armor. Always just thought "oh, his armor design is cool and unique."
IT'S LITERALLY A CUSHION FOR THE STOCK OF HIS RIFLE FOR THE RECOIL.
I've shot some rifles here and there and GD your shoulder gets sore from getting punched with the recoil, no matter how good you are at compensating/bracing. Even with his katarn-class armor, I'm sure it wouldn't be comfy. Because Crosshair is the only clone we really see with something like this, I'm going to assume it's not standard-issue. Which then means he went to Space-JoAnn's or raided the GAR supply closet for some scraps and arts-and-crafts-ed it himself.
Then I noticed his Empire armor doesn’t have that cushion. Yes de-individualization, but it’s also an indication that the Empire doesn’t care about any discomfort/pain that Crosshair may suffer from his rifle recoil. I can’t with this 😭
Thank you for coming to my TED Talk 😭🫠
also tagging some friends who witnessed this epiphany/may be interested since I added a few things lmao
@arctrooper69 @photogirl894 @probadbatch @moonstrider9904 @freesia-writes @totallyunidentified @starrylothcat @griffedeloup @nahoney22 @dragonrider9905 @starqueensthings @nobody-expects-the-inquisitorius
Hey did you know Fred Jones and Scooby Doo are the same voice actor most of the time?
posts that make you go "wait why was Abu in Hercules"