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hmmmm interesting…
Well I hope Gertrude has fun leading humans elsewhere. It’ll be difficult.
Like herding cats, but otherwise a noble venture.
Do you like chickens? Do you believe in the mysterious theory that the chickens are bald and the egg rates are decreasing? Do you believe in Gertrude?
That is a very good question.
I do in fact like chickens. There are many breeds and colors that are interesting, such as the Lavender Orpington. I highly recommend that you check those out, and they are also excellent egg layers (allegedly).
I don't think chickens are bald, if you are referring to the fact that chickens are not covered in hair, which they are not, but feathers are similar enough to hair in makeup (keratin) and use that I do consider them functionally hair. However, it is possible for chickens to not have feathers on all or parts of their body, as there are several breeds that have those traits on purpose.
I am not sure of the egg rates decreasing. I suppose I will have to do further research on the topic.
If this Gertrude will give me something to believe in, then I may believe in her. For now she will remain as she is, a name.