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This girl brought drinks over and as soon as she cracked one joked with me that I wanted to get her drunk so she'd have sex with me. I took the ice cold drink out of her very sober hand and immediately put my dick in her very sober mouth. Lol. Don't play with me.
How many hits do I take? I wanna get higher :(
I’m smoking from a pen so how many hits? And how long?
Someone help me pleaseeee
Please <3
Opening her drink for her so I can slip something in her and use her like a dumb little toy later
Someone help me decided how many hits should I take from my disposal please?? And for how long should the hits be?
(I realistically probably can’t do longer then 10 seconds but if you want me to I can try :) )
what about a bar with a Free Use Happy Hour?
sluts drink free
asking for a freebie is consent to be used
free drinks come with a little red wristband wrapped around them that goes on your wrist once you've finished the drink
you don't have to get any drunker than you want to be! people who want to fuck the drunkest sluts can just count the wristbands
(the bar makes money by kicking out anyone who isn't drinking every now and then, so non-sluts still have to buy drinks to participate)
anyway people can start groping and fucking you as soon as you've finished your first drink, but if you want more you can just stay at the bar and get fucked from behind while you're ordering and drinking them
no dress code but your clothes are probably gonna be soaked in cum at minimum so you may as well go in your cheapest, tiniest outfit
if you only want to be a little tipsy you can down a couple shots and then go lay yourself out on a table or hang out near the toilets waiting for someone to use you
alternatively if you're determined to pass out on someone's dick and wake up with unknown volumes of cum leaking out all your holes, go right ahead. one of the bar staff loves taking still life photos of unconscious sluts lined up along the bar with bottles plugging up their used holes to save on mopping time
(if a bartender thinks your actual health is in danger but you're still asking for more they'll just jerk off into a cocktail glass and feed you that so you can still get another wristband. you're too drunk to tell the difference so he's probably doing your liver a favour)
take off the wristbands when you're done and someone will call you a taxi (free if you let the cabbie use you on your way home)
just a little fantasy I came up with while I was supposed to be focusing on something else :3