It's Such A Wierd <thing> - Blog Posts

Help.., it's the Ocs... They're in my head and I can't get them out..

I hate this muttonhead. Idiot. This thing just smiles constantly and makes everyone uncomfortable. Like, what's it's deal?? Why is it always in the most suspicious places and casually a blink away from the Big Important events but no one actually notices??? Why doesn't it have EYEBROWS?? Fucking weirdo.

- Snotlout or Astrid, probably. Sometimes Gobber.

But really, it's EVERYWHERE. The boat cementry? It's right there stealing stuff from the ships. Eel Island? it was looking forward making eel stew and happened to stumble on Toothless shooting like crazy. Viggo's first appearence? Whistle was right around the corner! That time Astrid got the Scrouge of Odin? It was on the island, herding random sheep. How. He's not even a shepherd. During the visit of the Berserkers in RoB? It was actually the first time we see it, and it was a soldier who almost got thrown off Dagur's ship. ON THE SERIES FINALE? RIGHT. THERE. IT JUST HAPPENED TO BE "COMPETING" WITH JOHAN AND STARTING IT'S CARREER AS A MERCHANT.

It was even on the second movie, casually navigating while there was a literal BLOODSHED between two Bewilderbeasts on the island nearby. How does it keep doing this. The only time it approached Hiccup was on the third movie to ask him to make it a Scauldron armor. That's it. It didn't even talk, it just shoved him a drawing of the armor on his face and stayed the rest of the movie on the background until it got what it wanted and kinda moved in?? It never left after that and made everyone deeply uncomformable after the incident-

Also, gotta love *Stomp* a lot, he's such a non-flying patootie. It got very annoying to be stomping on the wooden ground to call him, so everyonejust calls him Stomper hehe.

I'll talk more about it once I bring my second and last Oc, my Shayla.

Until then

Pyro Out1