Jake Lockley - Blog Posts

Steven: FOUR MONTHS!

Marc: What is he talking about?

Jake: It's honestly not that big of a deal-

Steven: THAT'S HOW LONG YOU SAT THERE AND WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT!

Steven: There's right, there is wrong. . . And then there is you.

Jake: So what am I?

Marc: Nothing short of an absolute catastrophe.

Layla: what are you playing?

Marc: I'm playing poker, Steven's playing go fish and I think Jake is just hungry

Jake: I can stop whenever I want.

Steven: Then stop.

Jake: I don't want.

Steven: do you ever feel bugs on you when there are no bugs?

Jake: those are the ghosts of all the bugs you have killed.

Steven:

Marc: look what you did, you scared him.

So, Star Wars exists in the mcu

Do you think Marc or Steven ever watched the sequal trilogy and was like "Did I unknowingly Star in a movie?"

Why did no one tell me that Moon Knight (2016) was funny as fuck

Edit: I actually read the rest of the page

Why did no one tell me that Moon Knight (2016) was funny as fuck

Edit: I actually read the rest of the page

I had a dream last night that all I can remember from it is that the random girl it was following had to work with Oscar Isaac and spent the rest of the dream freaking out over how hot he looked in a waistcoat