Kunidazai - Blog Posts

i kind of see kunizai as cicada days by will wood if that makes sense. 😭 please tell me you understand what i mean by this. this song for those who are uneducated about william woodiam.

Tiktok I did for 200 followers

Any woman : I want a genius!

Dazai : That's cool, but I don't think I'm fit for this.

Kunikida : I'd like a genius—

Dazai : DO YOU KNOW WHAT THEY CALLED ME BACK IN THE DAYS ⁉️⁉️🗣️

*Just watched inside out.*

Dazai : What emotion controls me the most?

Kunikida : Depression.

Dazai : It's not even—

Kunikida : Depression.

₊˚✧𑁍.ೃ࿔* :･

Headcanon about one of my favourite duos : Kunikida and Dazai!

1- Kunikida makes Dazai's lunch and makes little notes in it

2- Dazai braid Kunikida's hair

3- Once Kunikida cried because he thought Dazai died and when Dazai came back Kunikida slapped him, hugged him but he was like "I didn't miss you but let me hug you"

4- Kunikida has written for his type of woman "is not Dazai" when he realised Dazai fit almost everything Kunikida wrote.

5- Dazai is born some mouths before Kunikida, so when Dazai pass his birthday, every question Kunikida ask (even the one who are like "where's the water?"), Dazai answer "You're too young to know"

6- Dazai tells every little drama to Kunikida each time he hears one

7- Kunikida always praises Dazai when he does something, like taking a bath, eating or just taking care of himself.

8- Kunikida is Dazai's n°1 hater but defender at the same time

9- Kunikida always remind Dazai to change his bandages

10- Dazai gasped and was frozen the first time Kunikida was sweet and not grumpy

11- Dazai learns new insults from Kunikida almost every week

12- Kunikida teach maths to Dazai, because Dazai never went to school

13- Kunikida hates Mori with a burning passion

14- Dazai never told Kunikida he was a mafioso because he was scared that Kunikida will hate him.

15- Dazai kinda changed his points of view since he's with Kunikida. I mean, before, Dazai didn't care how many deaths he caused if it didn't affect him (he wasn't heartless just he didn't feel concerned). But now it's different. He learned to be more empathetic since he's with Kunikida

16- Kunikida made Dazai promises to kill him if Kunikida change how he is. If Kunikida commits murders for his own pleasure and that there's no way to bring the old Kunikida back, Dazai will kill him.

17- Also, Dazai trust Kunikida a lot. He already did certain actions because Kunikida told him to do them, and he knew they weren't going to be bad actions

18- Kunikida always knows when Dazai is bad. Like, Dazai is a genius and all, but Kunikida always asks "Are you okay?" When Dazai doesn't feel great. Kunikida may well not ask how Dazai is doing for days, but when Dazai is really not well, he asks him. He has an instinct.

19- When Dazai is drunk, Kunikida watches Dazai's drink and holds it. And when Kunikida thinks Dazai drank enough, and he refuses to let him drink.

20- Dazai once got into a fight because someone was talking shit about Kunikida. Dazai threatened him to torture him until death if he talk bad about Kunikida again. Kunikida dragged Dazai away to not make it worse…

Kunikida : Are you kidding me right now ?

Dazai : It depends on what you want to hear.

Kunikida : I won't do any stupid arguments with you ever again.

Dazai : The earth is flat.

Kunikida : DAMN

Dazai: I’m great at seduction, I’ve had so many lovers I even lost count.

Kunikida: *Not looking up from his computer* Masturbation does not count as having sex.

Kunikida: *looking through Dazai’s phone* You nicknamed everyone on your phone. How the hell do you know who’s who?

Dazai: I sometimes forget names so what?

Kunikida: Who the hell is “Hot blonde in glasses”?

Dazai: DON’T CALL THA-

*Kunikida’s phone rings*

Dazai:

Kunikida:

Dazai: I love you?

Kunikida: Run.

AAAAAAAAAA

I'm so damn tired of Kunizai haters. Everytime i find Kunizai pin in Pinterest and go to comments, THERE'S ALWAYS someone saying "b-but Soukoku!!" "Kunizai is not canon" "Skk is better!!" Or something like that. Especially Russian bsd fans (I'm russian so i find russian bsd pins quite often).

NOBODY CARE IF SOUKOKU IS BETTER. NOBODY. The same thing is happening to Atsulucy shippers because of sskk shippers.

What's wrong with not shipping Soukoku??!!

Basically the same thing happening to Ranposano shippers cuz there's always ppl who saying that "b-but Ranpoe!!" tbh i'm more Ranpoe fan myself, BUT DAMN. Ranposano and Poecott are really cool too and I LOVE THIS. It's great when a character has a really good ships and there's material for content. As long as Ranposano/Poecott shippers don't start insulting Ranpoe or saying that their ship are better than Ranpoe, I respect them. Plus Ranposano and Poecott are actually cute..(btw if u ship both Ranposano and Poecott u are realy cool like very cool i like you)

What's the problem with shipping something else???

(btw ppl under this post wrote about shipping both/shipping polyships, so i have to mention it. It actually can solve problem with shipping, hehe)

Btw i don't mind skk and sskk at all. They're nice

Stupid bsd fanfic

It was the most ordinary day on Earth....at least for a person who doesn't know Dazai and Kunikida, because every day these two have some kind of wild. And today was even wilder...what happened?

Well....

Kunikida and Dazai are lying down, and then Dazai decided to make fun of Kunikida. So Kunikida went to eat, he ate, came, sits and scribbles in a notebook, Dazai lies and admires him. That's it, the right moment has arrived, it's time to start. Dazai comes up to Kunikida AND POKES HIM IN THE STOMACH. Doppo was dumbfounded and was about to yell at Dazai, when he started poking him 857427427828339 times, which made him throw up. It was...bad. No, well, I'd like to see you if you ate well and then got poked in the stomach a bunch of times.

Dazai looks at all this beauty and is like:- KUNIKIDUSHKA! YOU'RE PREGNANT!

- WHAT-

- Well, it's morning now, you threw up....morning sickness is a sign of pregnancy.

- WHAT

- Yeah....

- NOOO ...

- Hey, can I touch your tummy?~

- FUCK OFF- Kunikida punched Dazai in the face.

- Why do pregnant men have contractions like this?

- DAZAI-

- Whaaat?~

- SHUT UP. I HAVE TO GIVE BIRTH.

- Well, damn (((

- I'll have to write down "have a baby" in my notebook....

In general, everything was going great. They told the Agency about it. Everyone was in shock. And that's putting it mildly. After that, Ranpo went to hide all his supplies... in his own mouth, because Kunikida would have gobbled it all up.....

And Yosano was like:

- I'll be delivering the baby!!

Kenji started telling how he'd long dreamed of having a younger sibling and that he was very happy... uh... Fukuzawa realized that he would become a grandfather.... Tanizaki and Naomi went to pray to hell, because they realized that THIS IS COMPLETE SURREALISM. WELL, LIKE, SERIOUSLY. A MAN GOT PREGNANT???? AND THIS IS KUNIKIDA????? DAZAI IS FATHER???? WHAT.

In general, everything was going great amazing.....until the baby was born. And it was......ATSUSHI.

- WHAT

- WHAT

-HOW

-CHTO

-PAMAGITI

And that's how Kunikida and Dazai had Atsushi❤️

The End!!

"Soukoku is better!!"

"Soukoku canon!!"

"Dazai belongs to Chuuya!!"

"Chuuya > Kunikida!!"

"Chuuya steals Dazai from Kunikida"

SHUT. THE. F*CK. UP. Nobody asked you. I ship what I want.

(no hate for skk tho)

Translation: Ranpo-san is as usual in his repertoire.

Nikozai hehe

KUNIZAI

They are unhappy

-w-

i hate drawing Akutagawa's hair

uhhhhh i'm not sute what i'm doing......

My babies

Dancing under the moon✨

Kolya <3

Fedya <3

old asf to be honest-

yipeee Kunikida and Dazai-

I just came up with something

Look. The ship between Dazai and Ranpo is called Souheki, which literally translates as "Double Jade". Dazai had a duet with Chuuya that was called "Double Black". The ship between Dazai and Chuuya is called Soukoku. And Dazai has a duet with Kunikida. If there is Double Jade (Souheki) and Double Black (Soukoku), then the ship between Kunikida and Dazai should be called Soukiiro (双黄色, Double Yellow). Lol.

Spread it. Repost it. Let's make Kunizai called Soukiiro. If u post something with Kunizai tag it with Soukiiro. KUNIZAI NATION!

BSD!

Imagine if make them new Double Black-

Kunizai-

My boys :<

>w<

And a gif with my fav hehe

Bsd!!

I tried to draw in more Harukawa like style, ph

Bones style....

It's....not like i ship Fyozai, but....they look good together

A bit old art with Q from some weird perspective

KUNIZAI!

Ranposano >w<

Idk if it's ship art, just wanted to draw Atsushi and Akutagawa together

You know, I tried to convince myself that I didn't like Fyodor that much, but... he's so hot in Bram's outfit....

Again attempt to draw in Harukawa artstyle

Phew-

KUNIZAI KUNIZAI KUNIZAI-

AAAAAAAAA MY BOIIIIS

Basically Kunizai version of this:

Yeah I've already posted it but idc

Kunizai supremacy

Guysguysguysguys

Kunizai are just......🤎💛

Opposites attract trope wins again lol

-w-

Q!! My little cutie non-binary kitty let me hug them-

Some silly kunizai sketch because i love them

Tiger boiiiii :3

And Ranpo!!

FYOLAI, RANPOE....AND KUNIZAI Goddamn i adore these guys, ESPECIALLY kunizai, its just....///////////////////////////////////// Idk opposites attract trope are just best

Happy new year guys!

Here's some Ranpoe, Kunizai, and Akutagawa~