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I reposted it again, I noticed a mistake in the photo and fixed it 😞

Real meme:

Kwazii:

Peso and Tunip just wanted to play on the Ferris wheel 🥲

They are short, but they also have to play, no?

Last chapter of calicos kitchen. I didn’t explore as much as the background as I previously wanted to, but I think that should be left for my future fics of the human Octonauts.

<a href="https://archiveofourown.org/works/58188505"><strong>Calico’s Kitchen</strong></a> (1203 words) by <a href="https://archiveofourown.org/users/ladystardust0940"><strong>ladystardust0940</strong></a><br />Chapters: 3/3<br />Fandom: <a href="https://archiveofourown.org/tags/The%20Octonauts%20(Cartoon)">The Octonauts (Cartoon)</a><br />Rating: Not Rated<br />Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply<br />Relationships: Kwazii/Peso (Octonauts)<br />Characters: Kwazii (Octonauts), Peso (Octonauts), Calico Jack (Octonauts)<br />Additional Tags: Domestic Fluff, Fluff, How Do I Tag, Romantic Fluff, Romantic Relationship, Platonic Relationships, Kwazii/Peso - Freeform, kwazii - Freeform, peso - Freeform, Calico Jack - Freeform, Human AU, AU, octonauts human au, Octonauts - Freeform, The octonauts<br />Series: Part 1 of <a href="https://archiveofourown.org/series/4307629">Octonauts human au</a><br />Summary: <p>The first thing Kwazii did when he walked through the door was sniff the air. the next thing he did was vomit in his mouth, the house reeked of burnt, just burnt.He ran to open the oven and was met with a charred lump of …well something.</p><p>“oi!” *smack*</p>

<a href="https://archiveofourown.org/works/58188505"><strong>Calico’s Kitchen</strong></a> (902 words) by <a href="https://archiveofourown.org/users/ladystardust0940"><strong>ladystardust0940</strong></a><br />Chapters: 2/?<br />Fandom: <a href="https://archiveofourown.org/tags/The%20Octonauts%20(Cartoon)">The Octonauts (Cartoon)</a><br />Rating: Not Rated<br />Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply<br />Relationships: Kwazii/Peso (Octonauts)<br />Characters: Kwazii (Octonauts), Peso (Octonauts), Calico Jack (Octonauts)<br />Additional Tags: Domestic Fluff, Fluff, How Do I Tag, Romantic Fluff, Romantic Relationship, Platonic Relationships, Kwazii/Peso - Freeform, kwazii - Freeform, peso - Freeform, Calico Jack - Freeform, Human AU, AU, octonauts human au, Octonauts - Freeform, The octonauts<br />Series: Part 1 of <a href="https://archiveofourown.org/series/4307629">Octonauts human au</a><br />Summary: <p>The first thing Kwazii did when he walked through the door was sniff the air. the next thing he did was vomit in his mouth, the house reeked of burnt, just burnt.He ran to open the oven and was met with a charred lump of …well something.</p><p>“oi!” *smack*</p>

i made another short chapter but i think i want the next one to be longer and like tell more about the characters in my au like their lives and stuff and how the Octonauts work in my au.

(actually story for once!!) (may refer to calico jack as jack throughout just cuz easier)(human au)Calicos kitchen:

The first thing Kwazii did when he walked through the door was sniff the air. the next thing he did was vomit in his mouth, the house reeked of burnt, just burnt.He ran to open the oven and was met with a charred lump of …well  something.

“oi!” *smack*

“OWW!” Kwazii yelped as he leaped back rubbing the spot on his head we’re his granddad had hit him with a tea towel. “THE FUCK!”

“I’m cooking that for dinner.”Jack said taking the lump of char out of the oven

“I think it’s done.”

“Don’t be cheeky with me,i’m doing this for your boyfriend.” jack snapped

“Why do you want to kill Peso?”Kwazii narrowly dogged the tea towel that was flung at him.

“awk” jack scowled at him “I just thought i’d better reheat it before cutting it up.”

Kwazii skimmed the recipe that was displayed on the cracked iPad on the kitchen counter,it became clear what the mystery lump of char had once been, and why calico jack had insisted that they save the beef broth from Sunday’s roast.

“Good God please no.”Kwazii whispered in horror

“Oh don’t be a dick Kwazii,i think i’m a fairly decent cook,I made all your meals for you growing up and you lived.”

“Oh i lived.” Kwazii scoffed at the bar on the floor

“Kwazii i am perfectly capable of following a recipe.I just want to show peso that I accept him as part of the family.” He lingered on “family” and looked up at Kwazii questioning.

Kwazii stated back at him for a few seconds before it clicked what he was being asked “OH FOR FU- NO how many times do i have to tell you.”

“I’m just saying by the time i was your age i was married and i had had your father.”

“Granddad” Kwazii sighed exasperated “it’s too soon,besides peso is going to leave me if you give him that.”

“Don’t be stupid Kwazii why would he leave you over food?”

“Oh I don’t know ,You could accidentally call him Colombian BY MAKING A COLOMBIAN DISH!”

“This is chilean ajiaco.”Jack interrupted pointing at the recipe’s title on the screen “chilean ajiaco see.”

“ok well ,You could insult his country ,culture and cuisine with your cooking,or you could oh i don’t know kill him.”

“Just be quiet i’m making it and that’s that.”

This is my first time actually writing a fanfic.and🥳🥳 some actually story to go with all the info dumps about my au

Saw this and immediately thought of Kwazii being dramatic, I fell like he would get the dress out of nowhere in a cartoonishly fast quick change after the slightest inconvenience

Just some wholesome calico jack and kwazii stuff from my human au.

Calico jack and Kwazii are both conspiracy theorists , they mainly just believe in relatively tame stuff about aliens and ghosts but calico jack has some more out there beliefs about the government.They often sit together and watch conspiracy theorie YouTube documentaries together.

Calico jack moved in with kwazii when he was found and gets very lonely when kwazii is away for long periods of time for work, but he always pretends that he likes having the house to himself , kwazii knows that it’s just an act cuz of how clingy and doting calico jack is when he gets home.

Sometimes when they fight (very rarely do they fight) kwazii threatens to put calico jack in a care home.

They watch blue planet together.

When Peso comes over for dinner calico jack always attempts to make a traditional chilean dish.

I am writing my Kwazii post info dump thing next so i thought i’d share some aspects of his relationship with calico jack, cuz I’m not really going to talk too much about the little things like that in a relationship 

i’ll probably do more posts like this with the different characters in the future

human peso & kwazii sketch (because gay and pride)

click in to see better

(also i don’t know what happened to pesos face)

Octonauts human au part:4

Peso

Peso:he is 29 and is a doctor/medic (I looked it up There can be a difference but it depends on the context)He is in a relationship with Kwazii and he is from chile (chilean Antarctica )(I looked it up people live there in small towns)(apparently) (although I’m not the biggest fan of the us dub i do love chilean peso) He has a good relationship with all his siblings and is very protective of his little brother pinto and fells responsible for him as there dad left when pinto was a baby which led there mother to fall into a depression (also a wee bit of postpartum), pesos older siblings we’re both away at university so peso had to help his mum a lot with pinto .Peso loves his extended family but only really gets to see them all at once at weddings and funerals as there is so many of them (The struggle is real i can relate) peso studied medicine outside his home town but still in chile and never really traveled outside of chile at all until he joined the Octonauts when he was 28. He met Kwazii at a bar on a bar crawl with friends from uni to celebrate them passing their exams when he was 27,Kwazii offered him a position on the octopod and a date. peso agreed to go out with him but didn’t agree to join the Octonauts until the following year.Peso is a talented pianist and often used to play in bars and restaurants for some extra money when he was a student and still plays for the Octonauts entertainment occasionally.Peso doesn’t talk to his dad that often because he saw firsthand the effect him leaving did to him and the rest of his family and he still doesn’t fully forgive him for it but he has good communication with his mum and the rest of his family.Peso is very close with pretty much everyone on the octopod there a pretty tight net  group.He injoys jigsaw puzzles and often does big jigsaws with Shellington who also loves them he uses he/him pronouns and is gay.

Big thanks to @jibanyans-chocobar who unintentionally helped me a lot with we’re peso is from by their post I really hadn’t a notion before im remarkable shit at geography and i would have definitely fucked it up otherwise

I love how in above and beyond calico jack being an octoagent means kwazii gets to spend a lot more time with him especially since he was missing for so many years.like every couple of episodes he’s of somewhere with calico jack.

More Octonauts head cannons

(also almost everything in all my head canons are in my human au i only clarified that for one thing in the last one even tho all of them were bare 2 i know no one cares just putting it out there)

both kwazii and barnacles are scared shitless of elevators.barnacles cuz of his claustrophobia and kwazii cuz he got trapped in one as a child

shellington is scared of flying

peso LOVES grapes

peso and dashi love musicals

inkling owns several scrapbooks

tracker had a SEVERE lisp when he was younger

tweak participates (and wins) robo fights

kwazii has a secret stash of cat nip



Octonauts head canon

Peso just pretends to believe and be scared of Kwaziis stories cuz come on you’re not that stupid.but sometimes when it starts to look freakishly like Kwaziis stories he does actually start to get scared cuz he knows there’s no such thing but the stories are playing in the back of his head

Shellington sleepwalks and talks

Professor inkling sometimes juggles the vegimals (they ask/want him too)

Kwazii is really really good at card games everyone thinks he’s cheating but he’s not he’s just really good at cards

every time someone says that there going to the bathroom regardless of gender Tweak screams “GO PISS GIRL GO PISS‼️”

Dashi falls asleep to true crime podcasts

Barnacles attends Zoomba (Zumba?)classes

Calico jack taught Kwazii how to ride a bike by just pushing him down hills till he got it cuz that’s how he was taught (it took kwazii 3 weeks to learn how)

Calico jack used to take kwazii to school on a motorcycle (in my human au too)

Kwazii was high AF 🤭🤣 love this concept.

How would Kwazii act on catnip

i can SO vividly see shellington asking the vegimals to go out and collect some plant samples for him to study; which leads to them accidentally bringing catnip onboard the ship.

they don't notice straight away, because it went right to the lab, and was promptly sealed away in a container, or even just a cupboard.

but then kwazii starts to notice shellington smells a lil funny. nobody else notices the change, but kwazii says it smells "strangely nice", so they don't worry too much about it.

but then.

everyone awakes one morning to find kwazii on the floor of shellington's lab like

and purring out of his mind.

I love these two sm 🥺❤️

Some Barnington doodles! Cuz I do what I want!

More doodles coming soon. Hopefully.

Look! fan children of my octonauts OTP! :O

(as always I forget to post my other arts here)

Meet the pubs! Arctic, Saorise, and Bently!

Arctic(blue scarf) is a polar bear cub, and the oldest of his siblings.

Saorise the middle pub, she's the one who's a hybrid breed, mixed with polar bear and sea otter from her parents.

Bently the youngest the baby of the three(under his brother's paw)

I would really want to get back into these 3 amigos siblings.

I hope u like them 🥺

Whoops! I think I killed the Cap by accident...(Mwahaha) Not my fault I draw a lot sad and bloody shit on my other accounts.

This is another old piece I drew a long time ago. Idk the contacts for this but ig. The captain was ambushed and attacked. And until then his crew went to go find him and they were to late. And his beloved sea otter cried her heart out.

Nothing really connected to a story or anything I was just bored when I drew this.

Forgot to share more of my octonauts otp lore.

Shellington had the captains pubs (basically his children) the two never been happier than ever. But tunip and the vegimals were worried shellington would forget them since, shell basically raised them and now has a litter to care for. But there's always room for them.

We're wild and free.

Forgot I made this a while back. Made this based on a fanfic that I wrote. About the theory why there are feral animals while the octonauts were anthros. It was an old fanfic but honestly I was losing my mind. If u want me to post the fanfic into chapters here. Just lemme know.

Some traditional art because I finally have time to draw in my notebook again :D

Bonus:

Yes this is a Sonic snapcube reference

Sketch of a piece I’ve been working on!

Not a ship, I just think these two are silly 🫶