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1 year ago

Everyone Thank Mr Vegapunk 4 Delivering A Handy Explanation!!!

Luffy: Geez you're really impatient Jaggy
Panel 1: Kidd is stabbed by an arrow with the text "Called impatient by the Impatient guy" written on it, he looks pained and angry. Killer consolingly pats his hand on Kid's shoulder
Killer: Hang in there Kid
Panel 2: Luffy and Kid bash heads and they both look p angry, CLANG!! sfx
Kidd: ...WHY YOU-
Law: Well, there is one way we can compromise on speed and safety
Panel 3: Luffy, Kid and Killer turn to face the new voice
Panel 4: Law sits all cool on a crate
Law: The 'speed' and 'safety' parts are really up to your abilities though
Narration box: Trafalgar D. Water Law, Heart Pirates captain
Luffy + Kid: !!

Panel 1: Robin has an arm brace and she looks mildly concerned, penguin and shachi are next to her and look DEEPLY concerned, killer looks excited, and luffy and kidd look REALLY excited while they peer down at law.
Robin: Oh are we doing *that?*
Panel 2: Robin looks over a weeping shachi and penguin
Robin: Ah, well. It's probably for the best that most of the crew is asleep for this decision
Penguin + Shachi: It was nice knowing you Robin san...
Panel 3: Panel of a bunch of the strawhats having an unrestful rest
panel 5: panel of the marine base

Narration Box: THE EVENT
Luffy is in his own panel, wind is blowing through his hair and hes smiling, law and kid are shown running besides a fast moving thousand sunny
There's a live crew reaction box with chopper, usopp, nami and brook all looking horrified x _ x
a screaming AAAA sfx is across this entire panel

Panel 1: A marine is reporting to a bunch of higher up marines at a table o7
Marine: Sir! The Strawhats seems to be attempting an escape, the Kid and Heart pirates are aiding them
Panel 2: Sengoku looks disgruntled
Sengoku: That's impossible
Panel 3: Sengoku's back is shown with Kizaru in the bg
Sengoku: We have them completely surrounded, there's no way they could leave
Panel 4: Kizaru speaks up
Kizaru: They dont appear to be leaving though~
Panel 5: A diagram of sunny going into a tall brick wall is in the bg of kizaru explaining
Kizaru: The trajectory of that ship... Is straight into a solid wall

Panel 1: Vice admiral momonga looks disgruntly at kizaru
Momonga: Cant their ship 'fly'?
Kizaru: It's too tall, their ship would explode from the impact
Panel 2: greyed out panel showing luffy standing on the sunny
Panel 3: Greyed out panel showing a gear 5 Luffy yelling 'Get ready!'
Panels 4 + 5: Greyed out panels of kid and law yelling 'Dont tell me what to do!!!'
Panel 6: Kizaru phasing out with his light abilities, a greyed out room bubble appears in the background
Kizaru: I wouldn't put it past them to do the impossible though~
Panel 7: Usopp and chopper look over the side of the sunny in horror at a light, sfx pika pika
Usopp: AHH SHIT KIZARU IS ON HIS WAY!!!

Panel 1: Law looks up with a smirk
Law: He's a couple seconds too late unfortunately
Panel 2: Kidd swipes his arm at the sunnys figure head which has an 'N' on it now
Kid: ASSIGN
Panel 2: Law has a command block lookin thing floating in his hand like a room bubble
Law: COMMAND
Panel 3: G5 luffy looks all silly n smirky
Luffy: GOMU GOMU-

Panel 1: Law and kid are doin hand motions and running
Panel 2: Usopp and nami and sanji and chopper and jinbei all look depressed af. The dialogue "omfg we gonna die" is floatin there
Panel 3: a buncha normie marines looked shocked
The text "ROOM DEBUG TOOL" "SPEEDRN TIMER: ON" "WEIRD SHENANIGANS: TRUE" "HITBOX: FALSE" and a bunch of other obscured texts can be seen in the bg in the funny homestuck font
Panel 4: A whole page of the thousand sunny clipping into a wall,
Luffy: -CLIP!!!

Panel 1: "PAUSE" is at the top, with vegapunk pointing at the thousand sunny shown in the previous panel with an inquisitve look on his face
Vegapunk: Hol' up, what's going on here???
Panel 2: Vegapunk points his finger up
Vegapunk: You see it's actually quite simple (No its not T ^ T)
Panel 3: shows a hand holding an apple with text "Hitbox: ON" and the thousand sunny going through a wall with text "Hitbox: OFF"
VP: All objects have a 'hitbox' that allows one to interact with them, law's 'Command' turns it off for a moment, allowing one to phase through
Panel 4: Shows film red sunny being flung towards the wall with an 'N' on their head, and an 'S' on the wall
VP: It has a hidden ability though! If the hitbox reactivates while the object inside has sufficient propulsion... then it'll simply eject outwards! Kid's magnetism provides the correct orientation for the sunny while ensuring she has enough speed to not explode inside the wall :)
Panel 5: G5 loof kissin a distressed thousand sunny while givin the thumbs up
VP: Though a lot of pressure is still exerted on sunny from this trick, so luffy turning everything into rubber helps ease sunny into her flight
Panel 5: VP lookin excited while the thousand sunny spins rapidly in the BG with a screaming sfx AAAAAA, a zoomed in panel of sunny can be seen with a disgruntled facial expression, text is pointing to this panel "Used to it"
VP: THUS! Flying them into the air at insanely high speeds!!!

Text at bottom says 'RESUME'

Panel 1: Kizaru looks up
Kizaru: huh...
Panel 2: Law looks all smug
Law: Seems like the Strawhats have vanished
Panel 3: Kizaru's glasses are tinted
Kizaru: ...Yes
Panel 4: Kizaru is at a standoff with law and kid
Kizaru: But the Heart and Kid Pirates are still here...
Panel 5: Kid cracks his wrists and gets pumped
Kid: Hah its been a while since I've had a real workout
Panel 6: Law looks over with a judging gaze while flicking his finger up
Law: I wouldn't call getting you ass kicked a workout
Kid: OI.

Everyone thank mr vegapunk 4 delivering a handy explanation!!!

Time Travel/Speedrun AU masterlist

asperanna asked:
*speedruns speedrun au*

oh god this is hilarious. this is exactly what i was looking for when i searched "time travel au" and "one piece" in the search bar. it gives me joy and waters my garden.

also, even if its like foggy memories. do law and kidd suddenly remember that "oh yeah, i have an awakened fruit" and spontaneously also become overpowered

Okay I wont put everyone down but special shoutout to @asperanna who correctly predicted i was gonna funkily utilise law and kid's awakened powers in someway XD

Awakened powers require both mind and body to reach a certain level of strength, so I won't say the captain trio *spontaneously* become overpowered,,, maybe law because I thibk it was mostly his repressed trauma holding him back, but for everyone else I will say that it's a lot easier to get to that point (esp if they have a shortcut to do so,,, ig ;o _ O?)