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my headcanon is that marc can sing well and plays guitar but he doesn't really do that often after all the moon knight-ing stuff so this is my headcanon when steven finds out

steven: WHA- so i can sing?!

marc: no no, *I* can sing. you just happen to share my vocal chord

steven: i'm gonna try it

marc: whatever

but then steven did sing well bcs in the end they share the same body and it's like what steven said: "it's the same body, innit? muscle memory and all that"

i'm pretty sure this is canon

the moon system karaoke night - bohemian rhapsody by queen

marc, jake: MAMAAAAAAAAA

steven: UwU~

marc, jake, steven: DIDNT MEAAANNNN TO MAKE YOU CRYYYYYYY

a fictional man: *is kinda fucked up*

me: i want him so bad

Damn traditional art from me - about moon knight shit

[From The Amazing Spider-Man (1963) #220]

Never forget that time Marc tried to invite Spider-Man out on a fancy date after they busted a crime ring and then was crushed that he got turned down.

Moon knight episode 5 spoilers

Didn't khonshu turn to stone?? And now Steven?? Does that mean they both can come back since in the 3rd episode (I think) khonshu said marc can make him come back???

I'm in denial and I want Steven to come back 🥲

Jake: What do you have to lose?

Marc: My patience.

Jake: You still have those? I'll have to try harder.

Steven: Let's get a birthday cake!

Marc: But our birthday isn't even this month?

Steven, whispering: The cake won't know that.

Marc:

Marc: Valid. Let's get two.

Marc: My body is a temple.

Marc: Ancient, crumbling, and either cursed or haunted but probably both.

I feel Jake is the kind of alter who only fronts for like 10 seconds if the system is doing something he doesn't like, changes it, and then fucks off again.

Marc Spector: Im going to smoke this cigarette because it helps me fit in with a crowd (he is actually just a dramatic sadboy)

Jake: Yeets it across the room, leaves front

Steven: FOUR MONTHS!

Marc: What is he talking about?

Jake: It's honestly not that big of a deal-

Steven: THAT'S HOW LONG YOU SAT THERE AND WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT!

Steven: Pigeon

Marc:

*Minutes later*

Steven: Dog

Marc: ??

*Minutes later*

Steven: Mouse

Marc: STEVEN WHY??

Steven: I like acknowledging their presence. Sometimes I wish people would do that to me. It makes me feel real

Marc:

---------- Next time Marc is fronting ------------

Marc, seeing Steven in a reflection: Steven

Steven: ?

Marc, seeing Steven in a puddle: Steven

Steven: Aw wait Marc are you- 🥺 thanks man

Marc:

Marc: :)

Steven: There's right, there is wrong. . . And then there is you.

Jake: So what am I?

Marc: Nothing short of an absolute catastrophe.

Layla: what are you playing?

Marc: I'm playing poker, Steven's playing go fish and I think Jake is just hungry

Steven: do you ever feel bugs on you when there are no bugs?

Jake: those are the ghosts of all the bugs you have killed.

Steven:

Marc: look what you did, you scared him.

So, Star Wars exists in the mcu

Do you think Marc or Steven ever watched the sequal trilogy and was like "Did I unknowingly Star in a movie?"

Why did no one tell me that Moon Knight (2016) was funny as fuck

Edit: I actually read the rest of the page