Marlene Mckinnon - Blog Posts

behind every hot girl there is unhealthy, slightly concerning, spiritual connection to harry potter’s dead parents dead friend group

"Good fuck, I hate Meadowes!" Marlene growled, throwing her broom in a corner of the locker room.

"Why are you so angry, Marley?" the team's keeper asked. "They even let us beat their asses up, again!" He exclaimed jovially, high-fiving James.

"All she fucking does is try to fucking distract me" Marlene rolled her eyes. "Plus that she's not even hot, so it just makes her look stupider than she is."

"Seems like someone's angry!" the seeker gasped with a smile, trying to mock Marlene's very plausible thoughts. "Or rather jealous."

"Zip it, Erikson" Marlene hissed.

"Yeah, she's batshit." the keeper nodded. "Why so rude, McKinny?"

"Do NOT make me throw a bludger at you, Miles. Also, I am not rude."

"Oh, come on, Marlene!" James groaned. "What's your problem with Cas? She's a nice girl!"

"Oh goodness. Dorcas, Dorcas, Dorcas! James, are you dating her or what?" Marlene asked impatiently, starting to tap her foot.

"No!" James said back defensively (in Marlene's jealous opinion). "Come on, Marls, the fact that you don't like her doesn't mean that anyone that does is making out with her in broom closets."

"Well, Marlene would be in the closet for Meadowes!" one of the chasers laughed and high-fived the rest of the team. "In more than one way!" he finished, making Marlene blush a "bit".

"Haha, very funny. I'll excuse you, Kristen. You fucking stink." Marlene rolled her eyes.

And, oh my god, what was the team's problem with Marlene? They have been bugging her with 'The Meadowes' thing for ages now! How could they ever insinuate that Marlene has a crush on a Slytherin little crap? She did have the most giant and gay crush on Dorcas, but that wasn't their business anymore.

a figment of their imagination, really.

marlene had been gone for a while now, as the memory of an august order meeting that had played in their head over and over again reminded them, but they still felt marlene's hot breath against their neck, her cold fingers touching them, drawing patterns on their body, the gentle brush of fingerprints making them shiver and a content sigh to escape their lips.

and, no matter how much everyone around them had tried to deny it, marlene was still there, with the ones that still believed in not necessarily the human, the flesh, but in merely the concept.

"i'm still here, my sunshine."

but it wasn't quite the marlene that dorcas knew. she still looked gorgeous, a light aura always around her, an aura of yellowy-white light, but this marlene was cold, colder, the humanity of a once young, fierce woman gone. drained from what was left of her. the only thing that had changed about her was the fact that she was not a human anymore, but merely a memory, but, to dorcas, there was nothing that could change marlene's brash beauty.

they reached out, in the dark, almost blindly, in hope that she'd be there. it was nothing, just the cold night and the empty pit in your stomach a dead lover leaves.

dorlene is love. dorlene is life. if you don't like dorlene, i will slowly distance myself from you. with a flip-flop. at the speed of a rocket, exiting the atmosphere. if you don't like dorlene, something is NOT right.

marauders' pronouns?

bjbjbj

remus- he/him

sirius- any but they preference

james- he/him

peter- he/him (doesn't get bothered by they)

nobody asked for the girls so here_

lily- she/her (doesn't mind they)

marlene- she/her

mary- she/her

dorcas- they/them

marlene: knock knock peter: who's there marlene: can you do a favor to peter: can you do a favor to who marlene: can you do a favor to me and give me your mom's phone number? thanks peter: *starts crying*

i was bored so i decided to draw something for @enbysiriusblack 's dorlene february event!

enjoy this ig :)

i have no clue

enjoy the fanart ig

marauders and co. as things me and my friends said

remus: I WAS IN THE FUCKING ELEVATOR

remus: fuck me, fuck you, fuck the president, fuck your mom. --- sirius: i don't dress to get paid. i dress to get layed. sirius: *laughs hysterically at a fly* ---

james: COME AND FUCKING EAT BITCH james: no. shut up, you are amazing and you deserve love. --- peter: ...i don't need that shit, i have biscuits and frogs peter: i for one second thought you were more mature. i was wronger than answer a. --- marlene: and you're gonna spend valentine's day alone or what??? marlene: i agree. i'd look like the typical 12 year old boy who dyed his hair for the first time if i dyed my hair blue --- lily: [name] stop being a pussy lily: nobody mentally stable here? --- dorcas: *gets up on chair* I'M GAY dorcas: he invited you to McDonalds???? damn i wish i'd have a partner like that --- mary: what in the name of motherfucking fashion are you dressed in??? mary: i am beautiful no matter what you say. i am a guru. --- regulus: WHY THE FUCK DOES NOTHING GET TO MY HEAD?? regulus: i'm not here to listen to your shit, goodbye

aria rambling about her shit because she's bored

i'm sorry you have to read this

things i need to see, do and say before i book a plane to the philippines and lose my phone on my way to the airport

kidding, ofc

soooo i've drawn some marauders stuff that i'm too lazy to write 😍

it goes like they are on a vacation and they are in an antique shop and just staring like 🤩 at history, mary and peter running on the beach, marlene and james trying to push each other of the dock, lily and sirius rambling about their boyfriends and remus and dorcas talking about the war 🤺 and skipping stones, dorcas says " i'm putting my faith we all will get out of this" and remus is like "pinky promise?" they both laugh and dorcas replies "pinky promise" and then remus is alone on the same beach and yall are fucking liars

i went to a party (or whatever that was, hangout) with my friends yesterday and i imagine the marauderettes just in floofy pjs doing each other's nails and gossiping

dumbledore smells worse than socks worn for 5 eras

sirius: *exists*

remus: *cries*

remus: why the fuck do i have to be so gay???

james:

peter:

lily:

marlene:

dorcas:

mary:

hogwarts:

the staff:

dumbledore:

scotland:

great britain:

europe:

earth:

solar system:

milky way:

universe:

sirius: *turns around*

i'm sorry for what i made here: it's an idea for the text fic i'm gonna start

summary: the marauders and marauderettes are being themselves in 2021

word count: 196

fork man created 8 direction

sirius: you have to be kidding me james

fork man: no

remus: i'm out

remus: who else is here

peter: just us

peter changed their name into poptart

remus: not you as well

marlene: don't think you're the only one who's suffering

sirius: says you

poptart changed sirius' name into daddy

daddy: wtf peter

dorcas: what's wrong with you

marlene: he didnt sleep enough

mary: ofc he didnt he was singing someone to you at 4 am

fork man: jesus

fork man: you need him ✝

remus: you don't

remus changed their name into werewolf of london

lily: i thought you were sane

marlene changed lily's name into ik you smell good

ik you smell good: why

marlene: because it's true

daddy: 👀

daddy changed marlene's name into mommy

dorcas: why am i the only sane one

mommy changed dorcas' name into parental unit

werewolf of london: lmaoo that's what you get for complaining

poptart: (;

ik you smell good changed their name into marlene stop changing my user

marlene stop changing my user: i never thought covid would do this to you

mary: @peter he's the worst rn

poptart: stfu

finally the last part of part one!

note: this comic was inspired by @queerdeadwizards' jegulus ficlet. thank you for letting me put your writing on paper. xx moon

summary: james sings regulus love songs in the great hall at breakfast and makes a fool out of himself

p.s.: part two will come in a few days

✨some marlene fanart✨

marauders' era heights let's go

sirius black- 5'10". has to stand on his tiptoes to kiss remus but is tall enough to make fun of james for being small

remus lupin- 6'6" and always hits his head in doorframes

james potter- 5'6". short king. he is slightly taller than peter but he looks taller than he is because he's well built. never in his life lied about his height. sirius always makes fun of him and he makes fun of himself too

peter pettigrew- 5'5" but brags that he is only one inch shorter than james

lily evans- 5'8", love me some tall gf & short bf

mary macdonald- 5'5", is actually average height

dorcas meadowes- 6'1" and always makes fun of their shorter friends

marlene mckinnon- 4'11", no objections. small but fierce and will kick you in the shin if you make fun of how short she is

frank longbottom- 5'8", is also average heighted and enjoys it because he can both reach the top shelf and he doesn't hit his head in everything

alice fortescue - 5'4" (aka my height)

This feels cannon

Like Moonwater definitely adopted Percy at some point

Prongsfoot having the twins, Minerva would wait until the last second to send them their Hogwarts letters because she is not ready for the extra chaos they would be if they were raised by them.

I love the thought of Wolfbuck having Oliver like yes he was definitely raised by someone who is willing to fuel the level of insane obsession that he has for Quiditch and the amont of passion he has for the sport. But also someone who can give him everything else about his personality.

Wait, but what if Bill actually was a werewolf instead of just being scratched by one 🤔

Assigning golden trio and cursed child era characters marauders era ship parents based entirely on soul reading

Wolfstar: Ron and Bill Weasley (and Teddy obvs)

Jegulus: Albus Severus and James Sirius Potter

Bartylus: Victor Krum and Theodore Knott

Rosekiller: Pansy Parkinson

Moonwater: Colin Creevey and Percy and Charlie Weasley

Prongsfoot: Fred and George Weasley

Wolfbucks: Oliver Wood

Marylily: Hermione Granger and Ginny Weasley

Pandalily: Scorpious Malfoy (and Luna obvs)

Dorlene: Cho Chang and Blaise Zabini

Marylene: Cedric Diggory and Lavender Brown

Pybill: Neville Longbottom

Lockemouse: Seamus Finnegan

This is what happened to most of James stuff throughout his years at Hogwarts

James: is that my sweater?

Regulus, looking down confused: no? I stole this from Barty

Barty: oh well I stole it from Evan

Evan: it's not mine, I got it from Panda

Pandora: I borrowed it from Dorcas

Dorcas: I got it from Marlene

Marlene: .... I may have stolen it out of Mary's closet

Mary: only because I stole it from Lily first

Lily: don't look at me I borrowed it from Remus

Remus: I only had it because I thought it was Sirius'?

Sirius: oh shit, I did steal that from you Jamie

Ok, I'm writing the 10 Bllu children, and I need names and as many plot points and sub plot points and personality traits as you can gather. They don't even have to be for the kids can be how the characters will react.

The story is going through all the pregnancies

Baby 1#: Sirius look alike

Baby 2#: James look alike

Baby 3#: Peter look alike

Baby 4#: Barty look alike

Baby 5# & 6#: Lily look alikes

Baby 7#,8#,9# & 10#: Remus look alikes

Also, characters that will be appearing are Remus, Regulus, Lily, James, Sirius, Peter, Marlene, Mary, Dorcas, Barty, Evan, and Pandora with Minerva and Poppy.

Please leave them attached to this so I can find them or tag #the 10 bllu children

Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 42… or 43

Remus: guys hear me out… young Albus Dumbledore

Mary: I hate that it’s true

James: wait… what is he really that fine?

Remus: *shows image of young dumbledore*

James: HOLY MOLY!

Sirius: shiiiit… Mary your right I really do hate that it’s true

Marlene: I’d turn straight for him to be honest

Peter & Lily: *doesnt find him attractive at all*

Marauders beetlejuice au??

Barbara & Adam Maitland -> James and Lily

Beetlejuice -> Sirius

Lydia deetz -> regulus

Otho -> Peter

Bernard(briefly mentioned, othos help) -> Remus

Charles & Delia deetz -> Walburga and Orion

Juno(the Maitland’s caseworker) -> Marlene

Jane butterfield (real estates agent) -> Mary

Shrunken head guy -> pandora

(I don’t know where Dorcas, barty or Evan could be mentioned but someone could make it work)

My introduction!

Hi I’m Louise, literally just someone who likes the marauders and wanted to get my thoughts out of my mind 🙏

I have a TikTok and insta, both handles are: tiny_pterodactyl

My TikTok has some crap edits so… be warned 🥀

My insta has some art, some marauders, some not, mostly jsut showcasing paintings, clay and drawings I have done

Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 42

Marlene: OH MY GOD MY MUSIC WIDGET HAS FINALLY CHANGED!

Lil: huh?

Marlene: for months the widget has been saying this one album that I haven’t listen to in well… months, and it’s finally changes

Lily: oh, HORRAY!

Marlene: it changed back.

Marlene: I HAVENT LISTEN TO THIS ALBUM IN MONTHS, WHAT THE FUCK

James: (in the corner listening in and laughing his ass off)

Headcannons for the family lives of each marauders (please be reminded these are my headcannons and any hate will cause an argument from me 🫶)

James: happy loving parents but not all the time, families always have flaws the potters are just better at hiding them. He would argue with his dad a lot over stupid things but James never hated his dad

Sirius + regulus: of course the abusive Walburga and Orion BUT I like to think that when they were younger Walburga was kinder to them but was then placed under the imperious curse by Orion to keep her in line, and to discipline there children better

Peter: BIG family, kind of an opposite Weasley family, five sister and Peter is the only boy. I like to headcannon on of his sisters was deaf and non magic so she was less loved by her family but her and Peter were reallly close. Peter is the middle child, three older, two younger. His father is not in the picture, left when Peter was 7.

Remus: farm family, literally grew up on a farm and had like two horses, cows and chickens. His dad worked all the time and his mum was stayed home and took care of the animals. Remus was closer to his mum because he barely saw his dad but in the 6th year she got six and the year after they graduated she passed.

Marlene: child of divorce, (She jokes about it a lot) parents divorced on good terms but don’t keep them in the same room for long because they will argue. Has two older brothers that raised her when he parents were fighting

Mary: raised by her dad, only child, her mother passed away and severe complications during the pregnancy and birth. Her dad always would treat her like a princess but they did not grow up rich, her father balanced two jobs and taking care of Mary. He got a lot of help from grandma MacDonald

Lily: her and petunia were close, REALLY close and were all aware of them splitting apart after Lily was sent to Hogwarts. But I like to think they didn’t just, minimise contact. Petunia despised her so much that as soon as she could cut Lily out completely, that’s why she hated Harry so much. But deep down she still loved her sister,

Barty: absolutely despised his dad. (In a muggle au I enjoy him having severe religious trauma and that’s why he despised his dad so much, probs will write some short about this), his mum was completely corrupted by his dad and always listened and believed everything he said. Barty still loved his mum, he knew that she wasn’t really like that, it’s his dad’s fault.

Evan + Pandora: parents were very together but Pandora was raised as a princess, learning how to be a good housewife and a perfect mother, while Evan learned the “manlier stuff” (which I cannot think of right now so use your imagination). The Two grew up very differently from eachother, so they never had a strong relationship, but they learned bro be siblings over time

Dorcas: another child of divorce, probably why Marlene and her clicked so well. The only difference is that Dorcas parents divorced when she was really young while Marlene was older. Dorcas always favoured her dad over her mum but they both were severly flawed.

“Marlene,” Dorcas pleaded “my friends there-“

“Disgusting pieces of shit!” Marlene said, flinging around to see Dorcas’s tear stained face.

Marlene had just come from Dorcas’s dorm, a weird interaction had happened between her and Pandora and she was pissed.

“Don’t you realise how weird that is!” Marlene spat,

“I thought you knew Pandora wasn’t normal!” Dorcas chuckled a bit, trying to keep herself from crying more

“I’m sorry, I thought she just had her head in the clouds a bit!” Marlene mocked “she just told me I how I was gonna die”

Dorcas knew that she wasn’t going to be convincing Marlene to not think about it. Marlene would think about it, a lot. All the time.

“She just does that!” Dorcas tries to explained, Marlene scoffed

“She said my closest friend would betray me, killing my Family in the process! What kinda of bullshit is that” Marlene shouted,

“I’m sorry! She- she just-“ Dorcas stuttered, unable to find the words. Pandora didn’t mean to, she never meant to. Dorcas knew that, Marlene didn’t.

Dorcas knew Marlene wouldn’t understand, Marlene had in fact boasted many times that divination was a useless subject. No one could actually see into the future.

Whether that’s true or not depends on if regulus did really die at only 18. Dorcas’s friends had learned to look past there apparent deaths, but Marlene wouldn’t know how to.

“Christ Dorcas” Marlene finally said, “you know I love you but, Jesus your friends are weird”

“Everyone knows Pandora is weird!” Dorcas groaned,

“But this is a new level of weird!” Marlene sighed, “Christ, just give me some space right now while I think about the fact that I’m going to die young!” Marlene stomped off, leaving Dorcas standing in the hallway.

She was trapped, trapped in the thought that Marlene might just break up with her. She didn’t even hear the footsteps come up behind her, but then again no one hears her footsteps.

“I didn’t mean to” a small whisper said, Dorcas jumped. She snapped her head to see a ghostly figure next to her, even with the tan skin.

“I’m sorry Pandora, I know it’s not your fault” Dorcas said, slowly embracing Pandora. Turning her away and back to the dungeons.

“I really didn’t mean to, it was a mistake. I tried not to slip I really tried!” Pandora pleaded,

“Shush dear, I know it’s not your fault”

I imagine Marlene McKinnon to have been a very loud 11 year old. Very loud and with the strongest Scottish accent you’ve ever heard. Eventually over the year you learn to understand her and eventually over the year the Scottish accent would phase out to something more understandable for everyone’s poor British souls. Over the Christmas holidays Marlene would come back having gained a small accent over the holiday. But when the break between the school years roll around she would come back to school with a Scottish accent again, and again you could not understand her. Marlene realised quickly that when he friends don’t understand her she can say whatever she wanted, one day she tried that with Peter. For some reason, Peter was the only one who could understand her. So Peter was the first to know about her crush on Dorcas. Marlene asked how Peter could understand her because it seemed as though no body else in the entire school could, Peter somehow concealed the fact that his own father was exactly like her, but the accent never faded away.

(please I’m not British so like idk what holidays it’s called between school years, like idk if it’s summer or winter or in between, it’s confusing and also seasons are backwards there)

I wrote a Jegulus fanfiction for my English short story thinking my teacher wouldn’t know what the marauders were but she came up to me giving me feedback and said “maybe this is just my fanfiction brain” and then she said “maybe discuss some of there years at Hogwarts” and I genuinely have no idea what I felt in my moment but afterwards I could not stop giggling

I’ve made one of my friends who doesn’t know shit about the marauders read art heist baby during a cyclone while her power is out, I haven’t gotten any confirmation if she enjoys yet but once I do I will update.

Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 35 or 36

Mary: I’ve changed my shirt three times today to go out to three different places

Lily: girl why?

Mary: Because the first shirt I wasn’t gonna be out of the car to go to the secdong shirt I wanted to be cute and this shirt has to match my togs that I’m wearing

Marlene: fair

Lily: that makes sense

Mary: yeah it does it’s because I’m smart

Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 34… I think

James: I want wax candy so bad but I want to be able to eat the wax

Marlene: just eat the wax, I would

Peter: yeah, don’t be a wuss

James: na I like living

Marlene: chicken

James: you do I then if your so tough

Marlene: kk!