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Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 30

James: can I have some context for the new rule, must love Thomas Jefferson miku binder

Mary: you have to love him, if you don’t you’ll get hexed

Sirius: ong he’s mid

Marlene: (proceeds to launch Sirius across the common room) yeah I take Thomas Jefferson miku binder very seriously

Lily: how dare he disrespect Thomas Jefferson Miku binder

Marauders era character as thing my friends have said part 29

Marlene: Future therapist are probably crying about the fact that Ao3 is going to be shutdown for six hours tomorrow

Peter: THIS IS HOW I FIND OUT AO3 IS DOWN FOR SIX HOURS?

Peter: HOW WILL I READ MY BEDTIME STORIES NOW?

Peter: WAIT MAYBE IVE DOWNLAODED A FIC

Peter: I DID! HALLELUJAH

Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 28

Lily: I DONT KNOW HOW IM GONNA DO MY HAIR FOR PHOTO DAY!

Remus: I’ve just come to terms with my hair being shit

Sirius (lovingly): I wish I had you hair

Marlene: Remus, detach it like a Lego character and give it to Sirius

Marauders era characters as thing my friends have said part 25

Remus: I thought rebel rebel would be one of my top songs 😔

Marlene: tf is a rebel rebel

Remus: a masterpiece!

Marauders era characters as thing my friends have said part 23

Marlene: what the fuck is a postal code?

James: It is what you put on letters

Marlene: I don’t sent letters, I text like a normal person. I’m too cool for letters

Peter: I hire carrier pigeons

Marauders era characters as thing my friends have said part 19

Marlene: IM GASLIGHTING YOU?

Lily: HUH?

Marlene: IM NOT!

Mary: NO WE’RE GASLIGHTING YOU!

Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 8!

Marlene: I think my tits are bigger than yours

Mary: what cup size are you?

Marlene: let’s take off our shirts to compare

Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 3

Marlene: do your organs ever just vibrate, like does you pancreas ever decide to just like AAAAAH

Lily & Mary: what the fuck

James and Marlene are variants of Steve and Robin from stranger things.

I don't make the rules

Blackinnon Fest 2024 | Day 6

Word Count: 314

Prompt: Quaint

The man in the portrait casually leaned against the golden frame. He eyed Marlene suspiciously; his narrow, dark eyes followed the movement of her quill. He had raised his eyebrows and stretched his head to get a better view of her chart as if he could look straight through her. Like an exam invigilator, he hovered behind her, which sent cold shivers down her spine. 

Afraid to make a sound, she nudged Lily under the table and nodded towards the portrait. 

"Do you see that guy over there?" she whispered. 

"Who? Black? Yeah, he's been staring for a while," Lily shrugged. She had barely looked up from the paper to notice him. 

"Not Sirius," she replied loud enough for the professor to raise their head.

"Uhhhh," Lily looked intrigued, "already on first-name terms. Suddenly, he's 'Sirius'."

She mustered the four boys at the table conspicuously until Sirius and James caught her watching, and they had to suppress to burst out laughing in the classroom. 

The wizard in the portrait cleared his throat loudly and began walking up and down the painting. His shoes made a clicking sound with every step. That was when Lily finally noticed him. 

"You have another admirer," Lily giggled, "creepy portrait guy. Looks like Venus is totally in your favour this month." 

"Ms Evans and Ms McKinnon, five points from Gryffindor for chatting in class," the professor said without looking up from their newspaper, "I'm sure you are still missing the descending houses in your chart." 

"We were just talking about Venus in the 8th house, professor," Marlene replied seriously, which nearly sent Lily into a laughing fit, "we were wondering what impact Venus had on relationships." 

"Oh yes, interesting," the professor folded his paper, "Venus in the house of Transformation, Death, Possession and Intimacy. The time for passionate love, that new beginning after a breakup, the deep connection with each other." 

Lily raised her eyebrows and nodded in Sirius' direction. 

"But beware!" the professor continued, "it's also the time for the big mysteries in life, the time for lurking strangers in the dark and healing from hardship. Very well, Ms McKinnon 10 points to Gryffindor."  

"Very well, Ms McKinnon," Lily repeated mockingly, "thank you for sharing your love life with us." 

Marlene rolled her eyes and threw a piece of parchment at her, "Èist do bheul!"

"Oh, be quiet yourself. Now that you know you're in for passionate love, why not ask him out?"

"Only if you finally go out with that Potter guy," Marlene made a couple of kissing sounds. 

"Urgh, I'd rather go on a date with that creepy portrait guy; that mysterious stranger lurking in the dark." 

"Quiet! Or I'll take another 5 points off Gryffindor!" the professor warned them, and they spent the rest of the lesson quietly completing their astrology charts. 

When the lesson was finished and the girls packed their stuff, James, Sirius, Remus and Peter approached their table. 

Lily dove out of the way and left the room as quickly as possible, leaving Marlene alone with the boys. Sirius grinned obnoxiously with that air of haughtiness as he leaned against her table and blocked the way to the door. 

"I was wondering if you still need help with Venus in your 8th house", he smirked. 

Marlene shouldered her bag, crossed her arms and raised her eyebrows. The other boys were already in stitches with laughter. 

"As it happens, Scorpio is the ruler of the 8th house, and I should know all about that." 

Marlene burst out laughing, "That's the quaintest pickup line I've ever heard!" 

Sirius raised his eyebrows, too, tilted his head and said, "But did it work?"

Marlene McKinnon and Sirius Black

For the @blackinnonfest and @siriuslychessi

Think about it: Marlene Mckinnon means “Star of the Sea” “Fair-born” and Sirius Black means “Dog Star” and “Black." 

just learned that sirius' middle name isn't canonically Orion and also learned that Marlene is supposed to have red hair. Respectively, what the heck

if you hc ppl straight, yea no I don't care but if you hc BARTY, REGULUS AND MARLENE straight fuck you like no, they are gayer then the gayest period

My ship opinions

like I'm srry but I litterally cannot picture Regulus with anyone else besides James 😭😭