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Izuku: i’ve already decided what I'm gonna do

Nezu: hmm?

Izuku: i’m gonna manipulate Shouta

I like to imagine that because Nemuri was really flirty, even when she was young, that once Shouta and Hizashi had gotten together Shouta turned to her like:

Like he pulls it from God knows where and this absolute baby of a man has single-handedly become the most adorable and terrifying thing Nemuri has ever experienced.

Shouta, talking about vigilante Izuku: “Has anybody here had any contact with him in the last five months?”

Katsuki, who has been exchanging rants about their favorite shows with him daily and is currenly typing a new one: “…No.”

Ochako: You were stabbed. Do you remember anything?

Midoriya: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital

Aizawa: That wasn’t an ambulance, I drove you.

Midoriya: but I heard a siren.

Tsu: That was Iida screaming.

Shouta: The past is gone, don’t live in it

Ghost Oboro: so are you having a mental break or has you frontal lobe finally developed?

Shouta: I'm surprised you're this calm in a fight.

Izuku: I'm having 6 mental breakdowns and they're pretty much cancelling each other out.

“Okay, I know Midoriya has the entertainment level of crack cocaine but it’ll be easier on my mental health if everyone ignores him. I’m begging here.” – Aizawa

Apparition : https://archiveofourown.org/works/23396779 I'd really like to say I think this is really neat 🤗

Iida: Midoriya... Izuku: Oh no, 'Midoriya' in b-flat. Izuku: You're disappointed.

Nobody's POV

“So what do we do now?” your purple-haired boyfriend sighed leaning against a wall.

“I dunno, we could play UNO or something” you shrugged bored, a few hours ago you see, the both of you had been kidnapped.

Did they lure you with cute animals? Maybe

Did you fall for it? Yep

-Flashback-

Y/n was walking down the sidewalk when a van pulled up beside them. “Hey, you wanna come  look at some puppies?” a woman asked from the driver's side window piquing their curiosity.

“Puppies? Sorry I would like to but I have to get home” you apologized knowing that you and Shinsou had plans that evening. 

“You sure? Their really adorable puppies” The lady persisted as you thought about it “hmmm, alrighty” you shrugged again wanting to see how cute these puppies really are, so you settled between the lady and a big dude that low-key looked like Larry the Cable guy.

“Do you guys think we could swing by my place to pick up my boyfriend though?” you asked innocently as tey snickered lightly, 

“oh yeah sure,” the man said amused “yeah ‘it’s no problem, the more the merrier” the woman laughed.

And off you three went to kidnap your poor boyfriend.

-Flashback Over-

“At least we got to see the puppies” you laughed, and you weren’t wrong exactly since they did let you play with five different puppies and a small black cat before locking the two of you up in a storage room. 

“Really y/n that’s what you’re thinking about? We literally got kidnapped” the purple-haired male laughed lightly as you rummaged through the boxes for something to cure your boredom before gasping.

“We’re saved!” you shouted having found many items among the boxes but none more important to you than what you had clutched in your hand

“No- we’re not saved, you just found duct tape” Shinsou sighed rolling his eyes “duct tape, being saved, it’s the same thing” you shrugged your shoulders.

“.....Is it really though?” the man narrowed his eyes at you only slightly amused at this point.

“No, it’s really not” The third voice sighed suddenly on the other side of the door as a large crashing sound rang occurred, causing the locked door to fall completely off it’s hinges revealing a clearly tired Aizawa.

It was fine though since he was used to this happening since you seemed to get kidnapped at least six times a day “Let’s go” as so, ya’ll go home and Aizawa locked you in your room for the next fifteen hours to make sure you didn’t get kidnapped for a little bit.

-End