Minecraft Steve - Blog Posts

Hey,

If I were to tell y’all about my Minecraft Movie re-write that is nothing like the actual movie, would you guys be interested?

Because……..

the minecraft movie catering to fujoshis was not on my 2025 bingo card

I just wanted to draw them idkkk

Lazy af drawing

honestly wasn't expecting the Minecraft movie to be gay porn with barely a plot but.... I mean I'm not complaining....

Changing my rating to 7.5/10 actually. Still positive, but does Jack Black need to announce everything? His actions felt much more dramatic than hey needed to be. He's still fun, but idk. Also it is best to watch in theaters for that audience hype.

So I just saw the minecraft movie. Here is my honest review. WITH SPOILERS

I THINK IT WAS GOOD. The theater hype really helped with people consistently cheering at Steve quotes and influencer cameos. There were some funny moments, and I do like the characters, though Henry is an easy favorite. The plot is good. I liked seeing what they did with what they had. The creativity with Henry using real objects on a crafting table was really cool! There's a good message about being creative despite the struggles. The romance subplot feels unnecessary, but it was kind of funny (not really). And I like the end credit scene. If you want it to be nearly identical to Minecraft, go watch something else because this is set in the game, but has it's own unique story. Anyways. 8/10

Lost points for the strange art choices and romance subplot.

The Kiss

The trailers and such are where I get my idea of Steve and Alex from. Because as much as I adore buff Alex and Steve who would obviously be quite strong from cutting trees, building, mining, fighting, etc all the time..

there's something so endearing and funny about this soppy, wet cat of a man that things never go quite right for and his (thankfully) not as pathetic and more spacially aware partner, Alex.

steve being victimised stimboard bc he gives me cuteness aggression

Doodle batches from a few days ago ft. fellow whiteboard user @misterjoson-blog

Nice mix of mc skins and my Illager oc Emmet

ALEX AND STEVE!!! "But what happened to Steve?? He's got a mullet and-" I know! I ✨️yassified him✨️

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These are also drawings from last year. My designs for them have changed a tad since then.