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*At a staff meeting*
All Might, walking in to see the teachers already seated: Sorry I’m late. I was helping Midoriya with something. So, what’s the-
Midnight: Sh!
All Might: Why? Is there-
Present Mic: Sh! Can you hear it?
All Might:
All Might, whispering: Hear what?
Cementoss, also whispering: Light snoring. Aizawa claims he can’t hear it but we know he can, seeing as it’s coming from over there.
Aizawa: For the last time, no it isn’t.
Ectoplasm: Aizawa, did you bring a cat to the meeting again?
Aizawa: No, I didn’t. I’ve matured.
Nezu, yawning as he pops out of Aizawa's scarf and climbs out: Thank you for letting me nap in there. It was quite comfortable.
Aizawa: Not a problem.
Nezu: *sits down in his seat* So, I wanted to discuss how effective you all believe the quirk training has been for the students.
The rest of the teachers:
Present Mic: hOLD THE FUCK UP
Uneducated reporter: So, why would they let you be in charge of a school full of future heroes?
Nezu: Well, I believe it’s because of my abilities, cooperativeness, and my aspiration to help the younger generation become better heroes than us.
Uneducated reporter: Okay, but what makes you qualified for this job? I mean, you seem nice but it takes more than a polite rodent to handle this kind of responsibility.
Nezu, resisting the urge to step forward because even though he’s hurt, he knows that it would result in the reporter stepping back and tripping on a rock that would cause him to fall into oncoming traffic, which is basically murder: I hAvE aN eDuCaTiOn.