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*At a staff meeting*
All Might, walking in to see the teachers already seated: Sorry I’m late. I was helping Midoriya with something. So, what’s the-
Midnight: Sh!
All Might: Why? Is there-
Present Mic: Sh! Can you hear it?
All Might:
All Might, whispering: Hear what?
Cementoss, also whispering: Light snoring. Aizawa claims he can’t hear it but we know he can, seeing as it’s coming from over there.
Aizawa: For the last time, no it isn’t.
Ectoplasm: Aizawa, did you bring a cat to the meeting again?
Aizawa: No, I didn’t. I’ve matured.
Nezu, yawning as he pops out of Aizawa's scarf and climbs out: Thank you for letting me nap in there. It was quite comfortable.
Aizawa: Not a problem.
Nezu: *sits down in his seat* So, I wanted to discuss how effective you all believe the quirk training has been for the students.
The rest of the teachers:
Present Mic: hOLD THE FUCK UP
Whenever Present Mic is seen using a microphone of any sort, the mic is never turned on. It’s just him being his usual loud self. He only holds a mic to make himself feel more like a radio host/MC, despite it never being used. If he did use it, everyone would probably go deaf within minutes.
One time, without realizing it, his finger pressed the ‘on’ button on the microphone during an assembly and now everyone is still recovering from the earaches and migraines. He felt soooooo bad once he realized what happened and with the help from his tired and angry bf, he gained back his privilege to hold it as long as he properly checks where his fingers are going.