Neal Caffrey - Blog Posts

OH, OHH SHRAP, AND THERES A WHOLE SUBCULTURE OF ONE OF THE BATBOYS BEING NEAL CAFFREY.

Y’all get ready, Jaybart is coming to the FBI. ;) I’m never letting this go now.

Dr Reid?? And the criminal informant in the white collar division?? Scandal!!!1!!11!

Just two undercover Justice League agents infiltrating the FBI who are also in love <3

Okay I cannot be the ONLY one to see the similarities of Bart and Spencer Reid. The Eidetic memory, walking fact book, socially awkward and avoidance of spotlight. A blindspot to romantic endeavours and their petty intellectual pranks. Acute sense of Justice but also a deep, burning anger. The hair, the baggy clothes. Fuck you, they’re the same person.

Forever thinking about that White Collar episode where Neal and Peter get trapped in a room with no oxygen and Neal passes out.

That was,,, that was the good shit

At the Manor

Bruce: kids, i want you to meet your uncle

Tim: we have an uncle?

Dick: you have a brother??

Cass: 🤯

Bruce: yes. his name is tony. tony stark.

Batkids:

Jason: what.

Tony Stark: hey kids

Jason: what.

Damian: we meet again, uncle.

Tim: you met him?!

Tony: dami, heya! how’s the girlfriend?

Dick: GIRLFRIEND???

Damian, blushing: marinette is well. how fares my cousins?

Jason: COUSINS???

Tony, stepping to the side: ask them yourself

Peter Parker-Stark: hi dames!

Morgan Stark: *waves*

Peter, to bruce: hi uncle b! have you told them about—

Peter, whispering: you-know-what?

Bruce: oh yes, i almost forgot

Bruce, opening his jacket: kids, this is your new brother, danny

Danny Fenton: 👻

Batkids: 😧

Peter, shaking his head: no, not him! the—

Peter, whispering: you-know-what

Bruce, realizing: oh yes, i go by neal caffrey now

Batkids: 😧

Ladybug, outside: miraculous ladybug!

Tony, disappearing: pete, i don’t feel so good

Peter, swarmed by ladybugs: dad no!

Twilight Sparkle, appearing: don’t worry we can fix this

Twilight Sparkle: with the power of friendship!

*a true true friend starts playing*

Batkids: 😧

happy april fools

Okay, I’ll bite, who the hell is Neal Caffrey and why is he Dick Grayson?