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Twisted Wonderland
Prologue 1 in a nutshell
MC: Where hell am I–why the hell am I in a coffin?! Am I finally gonna see Satan-senpai?
Meanwhile...
Devil kitty: BURN BISHES BURN! OI hooman! Give me yo clothes or you gone get barbecued!
MC: OH HELL NAH I AIN'T GETTIN KILLED BY A RACCOON DOG *runs*
*At hell the library*
Devil Kitty: Haha! U can't run from me now hooman!
Birb dad: WHIP OF LUS-er LOVE! (kInky😏)
Birb dad: U hooman, must go meet smexy bois er get sorted into a dorm.
*at Mirror Hall*
Red Ciel: break the rules or it's [OFFU WITHYO HEADDO!!!]
Kinky Takoyaki: I will support u pOor unFortunaTe soUls, cuz u all don't have any brain cells.
Smexy Scar: *yawn*
Crusty lil queen: where the hell is daddy
-er the Headmaster?
Geeky shy boi: he probs took a shi-
Birb dad: I'M BACK BITCHES. Now u go to the Magic Mirror and get sorted.
mAgiC MirrOr: sLytTerhIn -er this person has no magic nor soul, so they have no dorm.
Devil kitty: How bout u make me a Mage instead of that hoebag! Besides I can make great barbecue WAH!
*barbecues the Mirror Hall*
Moody Rich boi: OI BITCHES MAH ASS. IZ ON FIRE!!!
Kinky Takoyaki: Ok kitten is getting a lil naughty~(😏) this call's for sum discipline. Wat do u say Rideru-san?
Red Ciel: Ugh fine! Let's go fight some pus-er Cat.
That's all hoebags, hope u enjoy. YERT
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