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Can you imagine how much fun it would be to take a baseball bat to a giant fucking sea cucumber and just watch it go
GOOSH SPLAT
And then it panics and ejects its guts at you and you just keep beating it
GOOSH GOOSH GOOSH
I'm really mad about the fact that in the new event the brothers didn't let me fight against that fucking giant sea cucumber and just told me to stay away from it, they even told Solomon to fight, but not ME?! 😤 I'm so indignated right now I am not kidding 😡