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Me, donning my shield of faith, breastplate of righteousness, and sword of the Spirit: ah lads, here we go again
My sister: why are you so Bedecked™️ we're literally going to school
Me, putting on my helmet of salvation: BECAUSE
Sister: it keeps going
Me, almost falling over, tugging on the boots of peace: IM GONNA NEED THESE IF I HAVE TO DEAL WITH HOOLIGANS