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Bart has been banned from every casino in Vegas due to his card counting abilities. It’s not like he even has to try to do it, it just happens. One of those things he off handedly notices when looking at everything around him. He doesn’t go out of his way to look at other peoples cards with his superspeed, he doesn’t actually believe in cheating, but it’s not like he can turn off his observational skills.
That being said, Kon trying to invite his buddy out for a wild night on the town is really difficult to do because he doesn’t know where Bart’s been banned from.
Kon: Pack your bags, we’re going to Vegas!
Bart: Ooo Vegas! …What’s in Vegas?
Kon: What isn’t in Vegas, Imp? There’s great sights, hot girls, delicious foods, fun casinos!
Bart, sighing dramatically: I can’t go into those.
Kon: what do you mean?
Bart: Apparently I’m on a ‘on sight’ list. All gambling districts know my face and kick me out the moment I step on the property.
Kon: … what??
Bart: I know right! I wasn’t even doing it on purpose! It’s not like I was actually in it to steal their money. I was under cover, helping Tim out on recon.
Kon: … right. So then, no Casino’s for you then. Strip club?
Bart: You know I don’t enjoy those. And I’m taken. The last time you took me to one I was mistaken for a dancer and dragged into the changing rooms.
Kon: You look great in fishnet.
Bart: Thank you.
Kon: okay, how about… a bar?
Bart: Neither of us can get drunk.
Kon: Ugh
Bart: What about that techno club? Dancing is easy, and fun.
Kon: Sensitive ears.
Bart: Ah. Nevermind then. I have some contacts in the music industry, I can get us in a concert Hall with backstage passes if there’s any good live shows going on.
Kon: Why do you have contacts in the music industry?
Bart: I was in a two person band in highschool and got scouted by this one dude. Long story.
Kon: The more I learn about your highschool days the more in awe I get.
Bart: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯