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I don't know why, but Penguine!Shifter Danny has been stuck in my head for a while now.
Especially with that clip of the giant baby penguin going around. I just imagine larger than average baby penguin Danny hanging out with this colony of penguins somewhere, having the time of his (after)life. Especially if he's up in Antarctica, where he gets to enjoy the stars AND the Aurora Boriallis. For extra laughs, the penguins he's hanging around aren't even the same species as him, and are smaller in size. So more often then not, Danny finds his baby penguin ass stuck in the middle of a giant cuddle pile.
Cue researchers seeing this way-above averaged sized baby penguin living with the wrong colony. Obviously they would try and return him to the right colony, seeing as he definitely would have problems getting fed properly by whatever penguin is taking care of him. Only, when they try to remove this oversized baby with unnaturally bright green eyes, all he colony gets offended and chases them off.
Eventually this spreads to the news and a certain animal-loving Robin is doing his best to convince his father that this could be a case for him and Superboy. It's low-stakes, has no dangerous rogues, and he's helping people with something rhat is a non-emergency. It would be good for PR or whatever, making him seem less scary to the masses for weilding a sword. He sees that thoughtful smirk Bruce, he already knows he's won. Yes, yes, he'll take one of his brothers as supervision, he's not a child! He knows how out-of-Gotham missions work!
On the other hand, the GIW are looking for escaped specimen Phantom and having very little luck. Until they randomly come across a scientific article about a very unusual penguin. One with very familiar green eyes.... I mean, it might not be Phantom, but it's definitely the type of stunt a ghost would pull. They should probably investigate.
people are literally so boring a male character will kill 10000 people and steal candy from babies and theyll be like omg thats my king! but a female character is rude once and theyre like i hope she dies violently
Wanted to do an actual Jack drawing today but the voices told me to make this instead
Just found a blush doodle I made a few weeks ago in school
This took way too long and I don’t even like it, kill me please
It may be a bit cringy but it’s currently 2 am and I’m too tired to care
Is there any context? No! Just make one up haha
I totally just made this because I’m a sucker for Jack being head over heels for Davey the second he sees him
@nitttstdsdtoastd asked for Javid and I will deliver 🫡
(I totally made this for myself)
Sarah is another person we can add to the “is annoyed by Jack’s tendencies” pile
The besties of the century Mush and Davey!
Okay so I actually hate this one, but I’m sharing it anyways because we all love Javey
Every time I draw Javey stuff my Brain goes: “AWWWWW MY SHAYLAAASSS I LOVE THEM SO MUCH” on loop
Did anyone else see Jack and Davey playing footsie on that Statue at the end of „The world will know“ in 92sies or is it just me
We NEED more fanfics and headcanons about Blush (kid blink and mush)‼️
You think you can hurt me? I voluntarily read Javey angst in my free time.
Do you ever consume romance media and think “wow, this is so Javey coded” or is it just me
Hope this clears things up for you
Concept I saw a while ago: when danny goes ghost, he physically leaves his body so like there's just a dead teenager that Danny, Tucker, and Sam have to hide
Bug race, but it’s true bugs only
Cicada (photo by Shannon Potter on Unsplash)
Leafhopper (photo by Mariusz Dabrowski on Unsplash)
Stink bug (photo by Erik Karits on Unsplash)
Wheel bug (photo by Steven Van Elk on Unsplash)
Assassin bug (photo by Gustavo Fernando Durán on Flickr)
A fucking masterpiece !!
Rouse
Pairing: Ransom Drysdale x Fem!Reader Word Count: 1,542 Summary: As far as wake up calls go, this wasn’t the worst. Warnings: Explicit sexual content. Explicit language. Unprotected sex. Slight breeding kink if you squint. Soft!Ransom (but he’s hard when it counts 😘). 18+ ONLY.
A/N: Blame (or thank) @sweater-daddiesdumbdork for this. I saw this post on her blog and my hoe brain just fucking ran with it. Enjoy, my pretties. Ilu ❤️❤️
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look guys it's my child be nice to her
People on my facebook keep posting things about goats. Not sure what started that whole thing, but it did remind me just how awesome and badass goats are. They do whatever the fuck they feel like doing. Mostly, that's just finding the tallest object around and fucking standing on it. Do they need a reason? No. They give no fucks. They're goats. They watch you from their high places and use their voodoo laser eyes to peer into your soul so they can decide whether or not they want to eat it because they'll eat anything. Why? No one knows. They're goats. They don't give a fuck about property because they believe in their ability to chew on anything, and tasty souls are their number one. Who knows how Satan became associated with a goat, but I bet it had something to do with a farmer pissed off at how his goat would stand on top of his shit all day, then eat it after getting bored. Satan's probably afraid of goats because they'd just stand on his head, then chew on it because they're no-fucks-giving goats. Satan associated goats with himself, then spread the idea around the mortal population to prove the point goats are not to be fucked with. If fucking Galactus showed up to Earth, we wouldn't need Avengers or Guardians of the Galaxy, we'd need goddamn goats. He can't eat a planet if the goats eat him, first, and you bet your ass they would. They won't just stand on anything or eat anything, either. They've also developed an ability to head butt shit with enough force to cause small amounts of nuclear fusion. If they can't stand on something because it keeps moving, they'll deliver a head butt to the brief annoyance that reaches its resonant frequency and shatters it into oblivion. Then, the goat will either stand on the remains or devour them. Or both. A goat doesn't care. So, next time you happen across a farm or mountainside and feel you're being watched, remember that somewhere is a goat, not even a hungry goat, that's determining if your soul is tasty enough to be worth coming down from wherever it's standing. A goat won't care. It's a goat. If you don't have a soul, it's a perfect pet.