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3 years ago

Valorant Agents Taking Care of a Child (aka you)

Astra -plays Airplane with you -”Higher? You get higher!!” *carries you higher while she floats* -Lets you play with the stars in her hands -”Pretty? Yes yes! Very very pretty!” -No curfew type of guardian -snacks for days, cuz she’ll spoil you with her delicious food. -will stargaze with you until 2 am -9/10, you’d be very tired the next day Breach -cool uncle vibes -”Careful with my hands, I don’t want your little fingers to get caught in the metal.” -sets you on his shoulder while he walks around the base -will give you a beer mug and fill it with your favorite drink while he drinks his own mug of beer. -uses his body as your swing, cuz you’re basically weightless as a child -He’s a nice babysitter that’s for sure, one of the best. -11/10, cool uncle. you get a medal Brimstone -just eagle eye watches you as you play -”No, not there. There’s guns, it is dangerous.” -doesn’t allow you to play with the duelists or Viper -”Come on, Brim. Let the child have some fun!!” -”No Raze, I don’t want you putting the child in danger.” -you’ll be really bored with him as your caretaker honestly -will bend the rules for you, no doubt -”How come they get to use that?!” -”Cuz she’s a child.” -6/10, he got the taking care of the child down, but not the entertainment side Chamber -He really has no idea what to do with a child, let me be honest -”Okay, why did you give me this menace?”

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