Rick And Morty Oc - Blog Posts

You said you were desperate for asks ... So..

-He shrugged.-

That's not exactly what I meant..

He runs his hand through his hair, messing it up slightly.

I didn't expect you to send multiple asks in one go.

Why do you look like a South Park character ? Why is the moon made of cheese ? What kind of Rick are you ? Why is the sky blue ?

are you okay dude?

"we would have never met."

OOC// I fucking cooked making this bro I'm so proud of it

Based on the text below

I feel so fucking bad for Val. It's all my fault. I fucking triggered them... I ruined everything..

*He attempts to sit back up, leaning towards Val.*

i know things are hard right now. you have to trust me when I say it will get better. I know it's a stupid thing to say, but.. I'm not lying. You made my life better. You picked me up off the streets like a hurt kitten, and you helped me get back up on my own two feet.

I love you, Valentine.

Rick.

He told me to stop using the device he made me to hide everything I didn’t like about myself. Sure, it didn’t hide everything, but it hid most things…

but..

I argued with him about it.

I told him no.

He said I shouldn’t care about what other people think, and he loved me no matter what.

But, I wanna be normal.

I care what people think.

He took it from me.

Now I have to stare at the monster that I never wanted to see again..

Myself.

((Boom, big reveal!

Well, now you guys know what’s under the mask! feel free to ask Val about it!))

*He seethes through his teeth, grinning at them lovingly.*

trust me ba- uurr -by. you can batter and bruise me as much as you want, and ill still love you the same. even if you splatter my brain matter all over the wall.

Rick.

He told me to stop using the device he made me to hide everything I didn’t like about myself. Sure, it didn’t hide everything, but it hid most things…

but..

I argued with him about it.

I told him no.

He said I shouldn’t care about what other people think, and he loved me no matter what.

But, I wanna be normal.

I care what people think.

He took it from me.

Now I have to stare at the monster that I never wanted to see again..

Myself.

((Boom, big reveal!

Well, now you guys know what’s under the mask! feel free to ask Val about it!))

I'm not gonna leave until you make me.

youre the only person I've loved in decades. I don't wanna get thrown out again...

Rick.

He told me to stop using the device he made me to hide everything I didn’t like about myself. Sure, it didn’t hide everything, but it hid most things…

but..

I argued with him about it.

I told him no.

He said I shouldn’t care about what other people think, and he loved me no matter what.

But, I wanna be normal.

I care what people think.

He took it from me.

Now I have to stare at the monster that I never wanted to see again..

Myself.

((Boom, big reveal!

Well, now you guys know what’s under the mask! feel free to ask Val about it!))

*He jerked back in response.*

because you saved me.

Rick.

He told me to stop using the device he made me to hide everything I didn’t like about myself. Sure, it didn’t hide everything, but it hid most things…

but..

I argued with him about it.

I told him no.

He said I shouldn’t care about what other people think, and he loved me no matter what.

But, I wanna be normal.

I care what people think.

He took it from me.

Now I have to stare at the monster that I never wanted to see again..

Myself.

((Boom, big reveal!

Well, now you guys know what’s under the mask! feel free to ask Val about it!))

OOC// I know I'm not one to ACTUALLY rp on tumblr but I might as well

baby. you know I love you either way.

*He kneels down and puts a hand on their cheek, caressing it softly.*

Rick.

He told me to stop using the device he made me to hide everything I didn’t like about myself. Sure, it didn’t hide everything, but it hid most things…

but..

I argued with him about it.

I told him no.

He said I shouldn’t care about what other people think, and he loved me no matter what.

But, I wanna be normal.

I care what people think.

He took it from me.

Now I have to stare at the monster that I never wanted to see again..

Myself.

((Boom, big reveal!

Well, now you guys know what’s under the mask! feel free to ask Val about it!))

jesus christ val.. are you- are you okay?

Rick.

He told me to stop using the device he made me to hide everything I didn’t like about myself. Sure, it didn’t hide everything, but it hid most things…

but..

I argued with him about it.

I told him no.

He said I shouldn’t care about what other people think, and he loved me no matter what.

But, I wanna be normal.

I care what people think.

He took it from me.

Now I have to stare at the monster that I never wanted to see again..

Myself.

((Boom, big reveal!

Well, now you guys know what’s under the mask! feel free to ask Val about it!))

You should stay until the doctors tell you that you can go. You could have something internal going on. Or not. I don't know. I've rarely ever been to the hospital, anyways.

And yes, I'm worried about you. I- this just isn't as shocking as it normally is.

I don't know what's wrong with me...

mhm. I’m still in the hospital. Z finally got here a while ago, hasn’t left since. Neither has Rick, or Morty..

I feel terrible though, for getting in the crash. I don’t know how the fuck it happened anyway..

I’m not entirely sure Z is that worried, but I think Rick and Morty are..

I wanna go home. I can fucking walk, I can get up. I don’t know why they still have me here. I’ll see if Z or Rick can teleport me back home..

I’m not in that bad of shape. am i?

something to put your dick in: cherry jello

the jello splits so easy it's hard to even put my dick in

2/10

something to put your dick in: cowboy hat stuffed with butter

Depending on the height of the hat, it's not as good. The butter is alright

6/10

I-.. so you did remember... huh. Y-you should go to sleep if you feel so tired.

hmm.. Well what about your lover Val? Idk if you wanted some sort of inanimate object but..

..........I- uhm.

i know they're online right now... uhm... Val, if you see this... ignore me..

11/10....

hmm.. Well what about your lover Val? Idk if you wanted some sort of inanimate object but..

..........I- uhm.

i know they're online right now... uhm... Val, if you see this... ignore me..

11/10....

a jar of nutella and also a jar of peanut butter (more like penis butter now ammirite hehe sorry) ik its the same premise but theyre different textures so

fuckin love eating Nutella and peanut butter raw.. anyways, feels pretty nice, you just gotta be careful to not spill too much. Still leaves your weiner covered in it tho.

7.5/10

what about like the cardboard part of a toilet roll

After a few minutes it gets a little uncomfortable. Rubbing against the cardboard after a while irritates my skin. Other than that, pretty decent!

6/10

stick yo dick in that snow slime

wait I would say that does feel nice but it's odd having slime on my penis, the texture is funny

7.5/10

a donut

it crumbles too quickly. Depending on the donut, it would also be a little too sticky afterwards.

Mid. 4/10

have some snow slime

Thanks :3

acid bitch

........definitely 0/10..

wouldve melt my fuckin dick off if I actually tried...

send me stuff to put my dick in and I'll rate it

(For the shits and giggles of course)

mmmamanrbnrneen I dosnet knwkqo isfa phurrple cryeystalss.s.. ssssoi colrorfulllmf...

aiii took somqm aliebwb frugs fron rewkkk... everttyjyjynds slspninng

Yeah. Go ahead.

@rickz6725 Where did you put my flask? I can’t find it anywhere.

I guess so.. if we went that far last night then I'm sure we would be something..

Ughhhh... I think I drank too much last night..

I don't remember anything..

@rickz6725 What happened last night? All I remember was coming home.. A-And why was I sleeping in your bed..?

I-... yeah... I guess that's the best way out.

Ughhhh... I think I drank too much last night..

I don't remember anything..

@rickz6725 What happened last night? All I remember was coming home.. A-And why was I sleeping in your bed..?

RICHARD . THE MOLD IS SPREADING THE MOLD IS SPREADING THE MOLD IS SPREADING THE MOLD IS SPREADING THE MOLD IS SPREADING THE MOLD IS SPREADING THE MOLD IS SPREADING THE MOLD IS SPREADING THE MOLD IS SPREADING THE MOLD IS SPREADING THE MOLD IS SPREADING THE MOLD IS SPREADING THE MOLD IS SPREADING THE MOLD IS SPREADING THE MOLD IS SPREADING THE MOLD IS SPREADING THE MOLD IS SPREADING THE MOLD IS SPREADING

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?????

Hey uhm, Val, I'm sorry for getting so mad at you..

I can tell you worked really hard on my prosthetic and I'm really thankful for that. It also seems to finally be working okay.

(Thanks for the sun bracelet too. It's pretty cute..)

@tacticalsmth

I wish Val would just give me my arm back instead of making me apologize. I hate apologizing.

yew guys should ask more things I'm desperate