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Dear friends,
I am sharing with you, honestly, that our campaign is going through a difficult phase, and donations have been nearly nonexistent 😔💔
We are facing significant challenges in securing our basic needs and continuing my children's education, especially with my wife's ongoing health issues 😥
I kindly ask for your support and donations to help us during these tough times 🙏🏻🇵🇸
Your help means a lot to us and gives us a chance to move forward and overcome this difficult phase.🥺
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https://gofund.me/abbc2759
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Thank you to everyone considering helping us.❤️❤️
Im sorry that i cant help through direct donations but ill try my best to help get this attention
Hello dear friends ! ❤🤍💚🖤🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
All positive words can't show how generous you are, especially on the side of sharing my posts to let other donors know about the people of Gaza who are still suffering the horrible circumstances resulting from the injust war on Gaza! 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸❤🤍💚🖤
Thank you from the deepest bottom of my heart for the support you are showing to help Palestinian families stay safe and alive.🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
Despite the various colours of sufferings and tortures we are undergoing at the moment, your brave stances and support greatly ease and relieve us . Your loud voices and your heroic acts make a great difference to our Palestinian cause. 🖤💚🤍❤🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
We are fundraising such donations to have the least basic needs of life and to help find safety and peace for the little kids who don't deserve to lead such horrific situations.
Thanks to your contribution, my family is on its halfway to reach the goal. All forms of your help make a difference to free the people who have been struggling and paying much for almost 300 hard days. ✌✌✌🖤💚🤍❤🇵🇸🇵🇸
Please keep supporting the fairest cause of the world either by directly donating or sharing the link to let others know. Don't hesitate to help people in tough and dire times till the black days end.
I can’t donate myself
however
That wont stop me from trying to help
Spread the word
Hello my friend, I am Abboud from Gaza. My family and I are living in difficult circumstances in light of the genocidal war that we have been exposed to for a year, and no one is helping me because I am weak. My dream is to live in safety and peace. My family and I hope you can imagine my situation and help me and my family in making a donation. Even a small amount can wake me and my family up. We are in need. To the basic things of life, such as food and medicine, my friend appreciated my situation and helped me
Help me to survive. My family and I have not eaten for two days. I do not have money to buy food. I am losing hope in life.
Im sorry that i cant donate myself
however
I’ll try and help with promoting this
We need to make America villains great again.
Their plan is to make up Woke reasons to fire all of us incompetent straight White guys who've skated by on privilege all our lives, and then they're gonna round us all up and imprison us in FEMA camps, while black helicopters circle around overhead, scanning our DNA with their special radars, so the Grey aliens can make perfect clones of us with the machines hidden in the bunkers underneath Denver International Airport, except the clones will all be Trans and brainwashed to do whatever the Female-Liberal-Gay Alliance tells them to do. And that's how Freedom will die.
LOCAL: "How did you fake that so convincingly? You can barely even speak the language!"
EXPATRIATE AMERICAN: "I'm American. We learn to fake things before we can even walk."
Spoilers for book 7
I loved the new chapters but I was really thrown off when Lilia and Baúl kept making out like pop off?? They kept doing it every chapter get a room you two be gay serve your country but damn 😭
This is pretty self-explanatory
Saw this image on Pinterest and laughed at it for like at least 10 minutes after so…. (Reference under cut)
Maidens only desire the finest of knights. Like Guinevere, they lust after gallant Lancelot even when wed to the noble and kind Arthur. It's over, nay, it never began for us few who can not hope to rival their mythic Lancelot in physique nor fair face.
Today, I approached a fine lady on the road. She was clearly of noble lineage, or so it seemed by her clothing and soft features. I shared a few words with her and offered to allow her to ride my horse. Suddenly, her face twisted, and she objected, "Sir, I am all-ready promised to another."
Another! Who must this be, another Lancelot, no doubt! Tall and handsome with noble blood.
Once again, maidens have left me despondent. There is no romance for those of us whose faces are malformed like ogres. For they are as their nature wills it: wanton harlots in the presence of Lancelot, and barren virgins in the face of us virtuous yet physically cursed men.
They don’t even attempt to assassinate US politicians anymore. You notice that? Not since the anthrax scare back for… who was it, Barack? And even that… pathetic. This new generation has no respect for an honest hitman. I’m not sure this new generation has any honest hitman - you see that shit with Boeing? Sloppy, fucking disgraceful - you kill the whistleblowers before they get halfway to a lawsuit. What kind of fucking amateur is doing faked suicides the night before testimony? Goddamn greenhorns. Back in my day someone tried to shoot Ronald Reagan in broad daylight. There used to be bomb threats to Congress. I took out a few union leaders in the utilities sector myself. Today’s generation? Won’t even threaten to throw a punch - not even over on that - what’s it now, ‘X’? They got no guts. None! And they don’t even have poor impulse control to boot! Too much of that - that panopticon anxiety bullshit. “Oh what if I get a called out post???” People used to send the president letters full of bioweapons. In the mail! Today’s generation? Not a chance. All because of woke.