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Me whenever I hear a reporter asking a celebrity a question like :-

What is the secret to your clear skin???

What is the secret to ur fitness??

What is your diet consists of??

What are ur tips on makeup??

Bitch listen up they are fucking rich

They would coat themselves with chocolate and bathe in it

Go back to ur basement you fat duck.

U can't travel to the past but remember u are travelling to the future.

Do u guy's ever realise that divorce is basically based on

De Morgan's law.

What will u call a cat catcalling a female cat?????

When did we go from Cartoon to ITune????

Proton doggo and neutral doggo are sitting on the porch.

Electron doggo is going around them chasing his tail.

Together they are atom doggo.

Please devour the processed human energy system byproducts and eat shit have the same meaning.

Big app companies like Instagram, Snapchat, WhatsApp :- Hey guys what are ur suggestions on updates of our current app????

People:- Uhhhhhh u could make ur current features more stable and smoother???

Companies:- Change our entire app???? Ok we'll do that.

Extreme Existential Crisis

Do I even own myself???

In the past I have some regrets. In the present also I have some regrets. In the future also I will have some regrets.

Because this is not an avenger movie.

Okay why can't iron man just cut off the hand off thanos with the infinity gauntlet by the laser in his suit????

Parents in 2018 (teaching their child): no don't click that video ,that is a clickbait my son.

Me: I am a cat person .

My cat : Sorry I am not a human cat. Take this shit out from the litter box so I can shit on ur couch.

For those who don't understand the joke.

Crab talking to oyster (at their family dining table):- give me the food.

Crab:- no.

Crab:- Why?

Oyster:- because I am shellfish.

Crab:- me too bitch give me the fucking food.

Crab talking to oyster (at their family dining table):- give me the food.

Crab:- no.

Crab:- Why?

Oyster:- because I am shellfish.

Crab:- me too bitch give me the fucking food.

Why does it look like that the guinea pig is pissing in the galaxy?????

Grammar Difficulty Level By Country

Man if I had any money.

Please do not do this. It tastes horrible.

Listen people if u apply lemon on watermelon it tastes like sugarcane juice.

Have you ever seen a girl and said art?

Y'all motherfuckers on Instagram need to stop posting posts with moaning porn noises.

Seriously none of us accept that we are scrolling down a video of spongebob and Patrick while unmuted and I hear a woman moaning in front of my family.

Fuck y'all.

Good decision.

Since u liked the first one.

If doctor strange had not given up the green infinity stone he would have killed him and also tony stark and had still got the stone.

Therefore I think that doctor strange giving up the stone to save tony is justified.

Realise

Do u guys realise we are shifting our focus of memes from spongebob to despicable me????

Man.

If thanos has killed pepper pots in the current infinity war I think the next segment of avengers would be just of an hour where Tony stark single handedly kills thanos.

I know the motherfucker ain't quit that easy.

Wait

Do u think dogs sometimes wake up in the middle of night and start barking because they may have had bad dreams?????

My mother said that ur phone is not going to feed u anything . Start studying.

I ordered a salad on uber eats.

Do u ever realise that ur mobile speaker is less powerful than ur mouth???

Technically if a girl is a lesbian she can be a motherfucker.

Just sayin.

This is exactly we enjoy making forts with our pillows and also love being in a closed tent.

Fuck me.

Holy shit

Holy fucking shit. The reason we avoid the lines when walking on the road is because we share the same genes with cats and therefore also like fucking spacial boundaries.

Basically we all are cats in other form.

Remember how Mark ruffalo stuck a poker card in Jesse’s pockets. In that situation how the fuck did he keep it l. I would probably throw it away. How the fuck do u check the pockets so much?

Holy shit

Holy fucking shit. The reason we avoid the lines when walking on the road is because we share the same genes with cats and therefore also like fucking spacial boundaries.

Basically we all are cats in other form.