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Celebrity AU

Interviewer : So, in the show the character of Robin and your character a really close, what about in real life?

Steve : Oh it's really like in the show, ask anyone, we’re close.

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Eddie : Robin and my husband sometimes have sleepovers. In my bed. With me in it.

Gabriel : Samsquatch is too tall for me to kiss them on the lips. What should I do?

Crowley : Punch him in the stomach. Then, when he double over in pain, kiss him.

Charlie : Tackle him!

Castiel : Dump him.

Jack : Kick him in the shin!

Sam : No to all of those! Just ask me to lean down!!

Tony : Bro-

Stephen : No, no, hold up, rewind.

Stephen : My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me bro??

Computer : Please enter a password.

Snart : *type Barry*

Computer : Your password is too weak.

Snart : How fucking DARE YOU-

Tony : God, if only someone loved me…

Stephen : *standing behind hum with roses*

Bucky : *holding box of chocolates*

Quill : *has balloons and a card*

Pepper : *facepalms* This is sad.

Time family AU

Doctor - dad

Doctor who

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Kaya - mom

Oc

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Logan & Peter Parker

Wolverine - Marvel - Spiderman

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Tony Stark & Bruce waine

Marvel - Dc

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John wick

John wick

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Eddie Brock

Marvel

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Dean Winchester

Supernatural

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Mycroft Holmes

Sherlock Holmes

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Sam winchester

Supernatural

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Jake Peralta

Brooklyn 99

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Sherlock Holmes

Sherlock Holmes

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Barry Allen & Harley Quinn

Dc

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Steve Harrington

Stranger things

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Harry Potter

Harry potter

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Scott McCall & Thomas

Teen wolf - Le labyrinthe

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Malicia/rogue

Marvel

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Percy Jackson

Percy Jackson

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Jenny

Doctor who

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Mom and Dad compilation

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Doctor : I need you to come meet me, and I need you to come alone.

Kaya : And I need you to be less vague and weird.

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Doctor : Honey, is that legal?

Kaya : When there's no cops around, anything's legal!

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Kaya, holding in their laughter: Hey, how do you ask a glass of water what it’s doing?

Doctor!12 : A glass of water is an inanimate object. Therefore, it's incapable of having a thought process or understanding basic human language.

Kaya :

Kaya : Water you doing?

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Police Officer : You have the right to remain silent.

Doctor : I choose to waive that right!

Doctor : *screaming*

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Kaya : So I can either do something dumb that could very well get me injured or I can listen to Doctor and not do the thing,

Kaya : Well there’s a clear right answer here.

Kaya : *proceeds to throw five packs of mentos into a barrel full of diet coke*

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Doctor, to Kaya : Well, one of us has to be wrong and it’s not going to be me.

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Doctor : Just trust me. Have I ever put you in an unsafe or uncomfortable situation?

Kaya : All the time.

Doctor : Then you should be used to it by now.

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Kaya : I’m the sexiest bitch in this therapy waiting room.

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Doctor : Strawberry milk doesn’t taste like strawberry OR milk.

Kaya : Go the fuck to sleep Doctor.

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Kaya : Everyone has a toxic trait. Except my husband, they’re perfect.

Doctor : Wrong! My toxic trait is how badly I want to domesticate a raccoon!

Have you considered JayBartTimKon polycule?

Bart being loved by everyone

I would like to see it

OMA Okay, so, YES! I have! I’m a fruitful believer in TimKonBart, but after building the foundation of JayBart, it’s been on my mind non-stop.  Starring: Kon being the hotheaded-himbo™, Tim as the Idiot with brains, Jay as the Classy Motherfucker, and Bart as the glue that they literally all depend on and will fight(kill in one case) anyone for.  Bart is totally oblivious to his role. 

How their polycule works in my mind are like so 💕 (Side note: a Polycule is a network of people connected in a large scale relationship, but not all persons are connected the same way for those that don’t know)

All three Jason, Kon, and Tim have a current romantic relationship with Bart. Kon and Tim are primary partners to each other, with Bart occasionally joining their group. Jason and Kon are more distant; their standpoints vary on each other depending on mood and day. Tim and Jay are brothers, adoptive or not, so there's no relationship other than platonic; I don’t ship any batcest. 

Some common occurrences with these roles:

Bart, casually suggesting to Tim and Jay, on separate occasions, that they should work things out and the story is a lot deeper than it may seem. Jay gets pouty about it for a week, and Tim puts it off until he can’t stop thinking about what Bart said until surprisingly, Jay calls him first. The moral of the story, they all take Barts's opinion of them VERY. SERIOUSLY. When it happened after a week, he figured he had nothing to do with it since it was muuuch longer to his perception of time. 

Kon and Tim get into another argument because Kon’s being stubborn™, and Tim is also stubborn. So as Bart does, he becomes stubborn about people getting along. He approaches Tim first, giving Kon time to cool off and him an opportunity to catch Tim off guard while he’s sleep-deprived. He talks in his usual upbeat way, asking questions on top of questions faster than Tim can answer so Tim tries answering everything, not even able to process their questions about the argument that just occurred. After he’s satisfied he goes to Kon, knocking on his door politely (something he didn’t do with Tim) and when he’s invited in, he lays out Tim’s side of the story in a much more emotionally heartfelt way that Tim usually isn’t able to put into words. He then leaves and lets them apologize to each other. 

The first time Bart dies, and then closely after with Kon’s death, with Tim going through his phase into Red Robin, Jay actually COMFORTS him. For the first time. When Bart did come back, he saw that they got much closer and Jay’s excuse was “You fucking DIED. Never do that again.” and they cry. (Too Bad Bart dies four more times after that)... 

I have sooo many ideas on this but I hope you’re satisfied! ❤😊

Coldflash.

one of the most ship dynamics of all time

What do you think?

Barry : Hey I'm about to get in the shower, you wanna join me?

Snart : there's a pistolet taped underneath the island in the kitchen. If I ever say no to that question, I want you to shoot me. Aim for the head, don't stop until I'm dead.

Caitlin : Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest, that just sounds nice and cozy. But if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you’re going to die.

Barry : I- what?

Snart : My favorite is explaining the difference between a butt dial and a booty call.

Lisa : It’s called connotations.

Cisco : Try this one on for size, “Forgive me, Father, I have sinned” vs “Sorry, Daddy, I’ve been naughty."

Mick : Great news! Language is now banned!

I have so much weird AU, like, the one where. Steve (harrington) is Dean and Castiel kid. Like the fuck? But I fucking don't care I love it 🙏

Castiel : So how’s the food Dean made?

Steve : It's great! Compliments to Him!

Castiel : *goes to the kitchen*

Castiel : You're adorable.

Dean : *blushes*

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Dean : Why are there little handprints all over the walls?

Castiel, whispering : Why are there little handprints all over the walls?

Kid Steve, whispering : Because I have little hands.

Castiel : Because he have little hands.

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Steve : Can we go out to get icecream?

Dean : Did you ask Castiel?

Steve : He said no.

Dean : Then why did you ask me?

Steve : He's not the boss of you.

Dean, internally : It's a trap, it's a trap, it's a trap.

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Steve : And now for a gay update with my parents.

Dean : Getting gayer.

Steve : Thank you, Dad.

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Dean : *yawns*

Castiel : Yeah, being that pretty must be tiring.

Dean : Then you must be exhuasted.

Steve : Will you two shut up? Some of us are lonely.

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Barry : What are you in the mood for?

Snart : World domination.

Barry : That's a bit ambitious.

Snart : You are my world.

Barry : Aww...

Snart :

Barry :

Snart :

Barry : OH!

NaruHina + Ichiraku Ramen ♥ BONUS:

dekuyama is a GOOD and UNDERRATED ship okay

Made a playlist for the WillowxFlips ship. It’s not as intricate, long, or connected as the Debmund one but hopefully I’ll get that figured out later.

All the context you need is that all songs before Ransom is Willow before she met Flips Whitefudge

we may not know what we are but at least we have each other