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Clyde: Dude.
Craig: What?
Clyde: Duuuude!
Craig: What!?
Clyde: Kenny smiled at me today!
Craig: Okay...?
Clyde: No, you don't understand! Kenny smiled at me! He took off his hood just to do that!
Clyde: Does that mean we're getting married or...?
Craig: No, it means you have a crush on Kenny and need to ask him out before you have too many dreams of getting married to him that you're convinced you're engaged.
Clyde:
Craig:
Clyde: So, I shouldn't be planning our wedding?
Craig, sighing: No, you shouldn't.
I know absolutely nobody asked for this but I’ve decided to expose myself so awaaaay we go!
Favourite kids:
5. Kenny
4. Stan
3. Craig
2. Jimmy
1. Timmy (Literal angel. Best boy)
Favourite Adult:
Miss Havisham (I know that she was only in that one episode about Pip but that was all it took for her to be my favourite)
Favourite Sibling:
Shelly
Some of My Favourite Episodes: (sorry I put so much)
The Jeffersons
Cartman Joins NAMBLA
Tweek vs. Craig
A History Channel Thanksgiving
Asspen
Goth Kids 3: Dawn of the Posers
Helen Keller! The Musical
Pandemic Part 1 & 2 (counting it as one because I can)
Timmy 2000
Fourth Grade
Good Times With Weapons
I Should Have Never Gone Ziplining
Krazy Kripples
It’s Christmas In Canada (I fucking adore the Canadians)
Favourite Songs:
5. Why Can’t I Be Like All The Other Kids? (Token)
4. Put It Down (Craig, Tweek, other students)
3. Out Of My Shell (Larry)
2. Queef Free (Men of South Park)
1. Christmas Time In Hell (Satan)
Favourite Game:
The Fractured But Whole
Bonus~
Favourite Ships:
Stanman (Stan x Cartman)
Jyle (Jimmy x Kyle)
Creek (Craig x Tweek)
Clenny (Clyde x Kenny)
Special K (Mysterion x Dr. Timothy)
Pete x Michael
Once again, no one asked! I just wanted to say this! If you agree/disagree with any of these, let me know!