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[ gets down on knees ]
MATT!1!1!1 PLEAsE LEAVE STEVEN!!! IM BETTER!!22!2!1!1! TRUST1!1!11!1!!1 I CAN SUCK AND MAKE OUT BETTER!2!11!!1 THIS VAMPIRES A TALENTED SUCKER!1!1!1!
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Matt seems a little bit shocked. " I– Uh– "
" I heard that! " Steven shouts from the bedroom.
" Yeah, sorry.. Steven would pop a blood vessel if I left him. And you’re a vampire? "
matthew . i have a gift . for you . [ plushieofsteven.png ] get freaky . or don't . idk .
" Mine. Thank you. "
Steven scoffs. " You have the real thing right here?? "
" Yeah, I’m aware– it’s just a nice gift. Thanks anon! "