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The red banquet was actually really funny when you think about it. Cuz it was just like ah but we have our own surprise.
Eggpire: we're going to kill you
Guests: ah but we have our own surprise we have weapons in this here chest
Eggpire: ah but we have our own surprise we have a traitor on our side
Guests: ah but we have our own surprise we have bombs
Eggpire: ah but we have our own surprise the egg is resistant to bombs
Guests: ah but we have our own surprise we can smite the egg with lighting
Eggpire: ah but we have our own surprise the egg is to powerful for your puny lighting and we're executing you
Guests: ah but we have our own surprise we have the three most powerful people on the server on our side and an angry sheep lady
Eggpire: well sh*t.
Meanwhile Ranboo watching this whole thing from the rafters: *insert random endermen sounds that probably mean something*