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ArgyleShirtSupply!Anon again
I did manage to come up with a bit more in the end ššš
Eventually outfit try-ons are over and Steve feels like he can finally exhale
Eddie eventually gets to the bottom of his haul and disappointingly 3 of the tees, especially 1 Motƶrhead one that he had been REALLY excited about, donāt exaaactly fit
Not even not fitting in the same ways! As heād angrily pointed that all out to Steve- one pinched his arms too much, as heād shown Steve, jiggling and pinching his own arms right up close in Steveās face, oneās seams were nearly popping! trying to hold Eddieās width (and Steve is a GOOD!!!BOYFRIEND!! and he was definitely completely sympathetic hearing Eddie complain, and definitely not just completely uselessly turned on and spouting dumb platitudes when Eddie showed THAT off), and the other two were easily too short for Eddies whole belly
Steve, for one, has no complaints! verdict: A+ haul, 5 stars, thank you Argyle, Steveāll throw in money and extra for the next lot of shirts
But for someone who was as excited as, and who can be as particular as, Eddieā¦itās a bit of a bummer.
So now Steve has a slightly bummed, half naked boyfriend standing in front of him, scrutinising himself in the floor length mirror, whole body swaying gently side to side, as he shifts from foot to foot, deep in dejected thought
And Steve hates to say itā¦but heās not completely surprised there were some sizing issues. Because his boy hasnāt ever really let up on getting bigger, and they phoned in his sizes to Argyle about 3 weeks ago.
But! Especially seeing Eddie as complete on show, completely well lit and from all angles at once, as Steveās seen him all evening - zoning in and out, totally riveted by each movement- thereās definitely new movements, new folds and rolls, more inches to pinch and more of Eddie than there was even 3 weeks ago
Thereās a horny clinical part of Steveās brain that has been stuck on that the whole time: the newness of each visual discovery, wondering how it escaped his notice until now! How was he missing what was happening right in front of him. Steveās already made up his mind that he canāt wait until next T-Short haul to have that thrill of discovery again, decided he needs to know Eddieās body as much as he can, know every new part of it as soon as he can
But moreso- Eddieās trying not to be, but heās let down! His happy moods been kinda spoiled and Steve canāt have that happen again! Not on his watch!
So Steves a bit unsure, bit nervous about what heās about to do, worrying his bottom lip with his teeth. Not sure Eddie will be in the mood for it right now
And Steve is sympathetic, he is, and ok hey this might actually be helpful? and weāll ok fuck it heās gonna shoot his shot
He blows out a big audible thoughtful sigh
āSucks, but you know how it is man, sizes change between different brands and retailers and whatever. You knowā¦really if youāre gonna be ordering stuff flown in like this, numbered sizes probably arenāt gonna be accurate enough for some of the stuff Argyleāll be picking you up.ā
Steve fixes his eyes downwards, purposefully looking at the magazine laying on the bed in front of him, and casually turns a page.
āI mean if you want things ..to fit just right..Itād probably be a better idea if we just gave him your measurements.ā
āHmm?ā
And Eddie cocks an eyebrow at himself in the mirror and finally turns to look at Steve for what feels like the first time since they got home. He doesnāt miss that deliberate āweā for a second, but how had he missed whatās been right next to him all night? Coz ok..wow. His boy is looking sweaty, boy is HOT & BOTHERED all alone on that bed. And Steve at that moment looks up, making eye contact with him now, and heās wearing such a sweet & unassuming but still subtly suggestive smile
and ok Eddie likes this game
So Eddie mimes thinking it over, being coy, rubbing his belly in thought like other ppl might stroke their chin
āOh! My measurements you think?ā
āYeah itās probably safest, so you wonāt end up with any duds, make sure this doesnāt happen againā
āSmart. Youāre so smart Stevieā
āAnd-and that way If we notice any measurementsā¦.change, before you see him again, itās a just a phone call, we just call and update himā
āIf any measurements change you say? hmmmmā
Oh this is fun. Eddie makes sure to stay demure & thoughtful-faced, playing up how heās considering his boyfriends smart! and helpful! solution, and he turns his gaze down to look at his massive belly, stroking and grabbing at different parts of it with both hands, making sure to create pleeenty of up and down movement for Steveās benefit
āI guess youāre right. Itās not a bad idea. Especially with how big this thing is getting.ā
He lifts his belly and drops it, not missing Steveās sharp inhale
āYeah Yknow baby, it can just be sooo hard to tell once youāre as big as I am! I already feel so huge, like alll over, I donāt even notice it anymore when I get even bigger! It just kinda happens when you eat like I doā
And damn if steve isnāt salivating.
But Eddie puts his finger to pudgy chin in thought at this point
āBut wait a minute! To keep track of changes? What it sounds like to me, is your suggesting I be measured on a fairly regular basis?ā
And Ohoho yep Steve definitely rutting against his own jeans m, subtle movement sliding him up and down the bed
āItās a thought.ā
And Eddie goes all out on the theatrics for the end play, looks backs to the mirror, twisting and turning this way and that, watching Steve watch his love handles and belly repeatedly bunch up against each other
āBut I dunno, I mean Stevieā¦I really am such a fatty now. Think it might even be tough for me to hold a tape measure round this whole thing myself! I donāt know what to do!ā
Steveās beat red and just blurts out
āI mean! I sh-w-would-iāll can-me I can do thatā¦for youā
Eddie clasps his hands over his heart, turns around and bats his big eyes at his boyfriend
āOhhhh you would do that *for me*?ā
And the theatrical faux gratefulness Eddie puts on is the final straw coz Steve just breaks into the biggest shit eating grin, and starts giggling and Eddieās laughing too now, hands on hips
āSteven Harrington, you kinky shit!ā
And thus the story of how relaxing, letting go of jealousy and opening himself up to new friendships lead Steve to realise that he may have a bit of a numbers kink
The knowing, stalking, keen and predatory way Eddie gets when he learns a partner's kinks is just ugh so delicious. Eddie gets off on getting Steve off, so he's super duper going to indulge this and play it up. Finding out Steve had a chubby kink for the first time was already a huge win cause it meant he could eat whatever he wanted, as much as he wanted, even more because turns out getting bigger just gets Harrington harder.
This though, this is a little more intellectual, so he has to think of fun ways to tease Steve with it. Like Steve takes all his measurements right? So Steve gets a thigh measurement and Eddie's like
"Hey, what's your waist measurement again, Stevie? Huh, wow would you look at that, looks like my thigh's almost the size of your waist. Isn't that interesting Stevie?"
Eddie wanting to compare their measurements to see how many Steves he is haha