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Guys!!! What if Steve rogers only hypes up patriotism because he thinks he still had to do it. Like he was the army's circus monkey and when he got out of the ice no one told him he could give up the act?!!!!!!???!? Like this is how I ok machine that convo going
Steve: (something patriotic)
Tony: why are you so goddamn pro-america all the f-ing time
Steve: it's my job!?!!!?????
Tony: Wha?
Steve: I was hired by the gov. to increase patriotism. I thought you knew this?
Tony: you know youre not still getting payed right?
Steve: Really? Great! F*ck america!!!! (Begins blasting American Idiot by Green Day)
Bucky: (shows up out of literally nowhere) *starts singing*
Steve: Bucky? where did you come from?
Bucky: Who the hell is Bucky?
Tony: Peter I’m sorry give me a hug
Peter: can’t. I’m hanging out with Scott
Tony: sO THATS HOW IT IS??? BUGS BEFORE HUGS?????
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