Your personal Tumblr journey starts here
I’m going to laugh my butt off if this dramatic ‘going into labor’ thing turns out to be just Braxton Hicks contractions. Please oh please, PB, that would be hilarious. Please avert the whole dramatic Hollywood birth thing. Please give me a mother whose contractions stop after five minutes and has to be put on Pitocin. A mother who has to have the doctor break her water because it won’t break on its own. I’m begging you.