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Nicholas walking in on you and Vash cuddling: Hey have you seen the thing? You know the thingy
Nicholas: Ah. Never-mind you have it (pointing at Vash)
Y/N: You mean our boyfriend!?
Nicholas getting offended: I don’t want to be Vash and Y/N’s boyfriend!!
Meryl getting fed up with Nicholas being in denial: Then what do you want?
Nicholas: I don't know. I just want to be with them all the time. I want to hear about their day and tell them about mine. I want to hold their hands. But I don't want to be their stupid boyfriend!
Nicholas to Vash after he refuses to kill someone again: Aren’t you tired of being nice?! Don’t you just wanna go ape shit?!
Meryl, walking into Nicholas room: Why are you still asleep? It’s 2 in the afternoon!
Nicholas: Sorry. I was up all night doing work.
Vash and Y/N, getting up from under the blankets on either side of Nicholas, completely naked: We’re work.
Nicholas looking at Vash and Male Y/N having a one handed push up contest: I’m not gay but DAMN!!!
Meryl: You don’t have to be gay to appreciate some good looking guys
Nicholas: Nah I’d fuck them
Meryl: Well ok then!
Vash: What did you two do…
[Nicholas and Y/N looking at each other thinking they’re in trouble]
Vash: You’re not in trouble. I just need to know if I have to lie to Meryl or Roberto again.
Nicholas: my future partner must be intelligent, unfazed by even the most of disturbing things, and capable in every way possible——
Vash: [trips and falls with a tray of cupcakes in his hands and then proceeds to sob for thirty minutes]
Y/N: [goes to comfort Vash but also trips over then proceeds to eat all the cupcakes while hugging Vash and giving him pats on the back]
Nicholas: [pointing at Vash and Y/N] Those two. I want them.
Meryl: Okay, your driving and Vash and Y/N walk on the road. Quick, what do you hit?
Nicholas: Oh, I would definitely flip the car. I would rather kill myself than cause Vash and Y/N harm.
Meryl with her head in her hands: The brakes. You hit the brakes.