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"I want to see what kind of idiot's going to be born in this country with my own eyes"

omg ur iwa love language *chef kiss* so good! could u do bf head cannons for him like suga? i would loveeee to know ur thots!

tysm !!! of course <3

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college bf vibes!! the cute boy you see in the library a couple times and play a game of ‘who can catch each other staring first’ with. you don’t really think it’ll go anywhere— his face is stony as he works, not just concentrated, but his brows are furrowed together in a frown and you’re honestly terrified to talk to him. but one day he trails after you as you leave and asks you if you’re free to get lunch and obviously you say yes because he’s super tall and handsome and pretty and he’s flashing you a cocky smile that you don’t expect

he’s intimidating at first, has this confidence about him that kinda makes you shrink. but one time you accidentally tease him and immediately regret it because it’s borderline an insult… until he responds with something equally as ‘mean’ and you realise he can take some teasing

i’m trying to say he flirts by making fun of you. and it’s even better because you can reciprocate it just as well

your relationship is mostly casual. you don’t say it out loud but he’s just a college boyfriend. one you stay up til 4am texting and steal clothes from and have picnic dates with on campus. you go to some parties together, he takes care of you when you get way too wasted. dating him is fun, but it’s not really an ‘i can’t see myself without you in my life or in my future’ relationship

…until iwaizumi falls. he’s over at your apartment for a date one evening. you’d cooked a pizza from scratch together, giggling as you threw on way too many toppings for it to turn out in any way consumable, then fell asleep on his chest before you could eat it. peering down at you as you slept was the greatest mistake he had ever made. oh shit, he thinks and his body is warm and his heart and stomach are all tingly and it hits him— he’s a goner.

it’s not long before you’re meeting one another’s family, taking vacations together, looking at apartments, having long conversations about getting a cat. in the blink of an eye iwaizumi goes from just another boyfriend of yours to the love of your life

he’s very much a ‘start the day at 7am to go on a run’ guy, but sometimes you can convince him to stay in bed with you. also the best thing about waking up two hours after him is that you always wake up to breakfast

i don’t think he has an extremely high sex drive but when he fucks you he puts his soul into it. eats you out like he’s been starving for years, grasps your tits like they’re a lifeline, thrusts his cock in and out of you like it’s the last chance he’ll ever have to get his dick wet

brat tamer no doubt. he has no trouble keeping you in check, always full of quips that make you back down when you get too mouthy. he’s not afraid to tell you off in front of other people, either. “stop being such a brat,” he scolds when you get a little too close to oikawa. “but it was an accident!” you insist, but he knows damn well it wasn’t

loves shoving his cock down your throat n facefucking you with no mercy <3 he calls you his pretty girl when your mascara leaves black tracks down your cheeks

spits in your mouth after he eats you out because he asks if you want a taste and you say yes

wraps his hand around your throat when he kisses you from behind

talked abt this more here but he’s always giving you massages and helping you do stretches because he wants you to be healthy <3 he’s so sweet and caring <3 it’s definitely not because he can split you in half on his cock when he helps you get more flexible <3

blows your back out and then gives you a massage to make up for it

…he gets jealous easily and will make sure people know you’re his girl. hand on your ass or your thigh at all times, the love bites on your neck on full display, whispers in your ear when he knows people are looking. he just can’t help it, he doesn’t wanna share you :(

you don’t wanna share him either. how could you possibly share your six foot, beefy, broody (sometimes), smart, athletic sweetheart of a boyfriend with anyone?

How I be on a Friday night

im a real boy!!! im made of skin and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and human heart

The best way to spend your day off. [x]

he looks ight ig. he's nothing much. maybe a 6 on a good day. /j

just remembered I drew all of these in class... math, physics test, criminal law, and digital art. I drew the digital art one with her behind me UNKNOWINGLY. It was the biggest jumpscare ever.

this post hasn't left my mind since i've first saw it

My favorite trope is when a man hates another man so ungodly much it becomes an infatuation.

Constantly thinking of him.

How envious he is of him.

How everything is so effortless for him.

How he'd give anything in the world for just one chance to be like him.

Or maybe...be with him?

following someone who posts a lot about a fandom you have no interest in is kinda funny ngl. like yes show me posts about The Character that make perfect sense to you but are utterly incomprehensible to me. we both have a little guy we're obsessed with and neither of us have any idea whats going on with the other's little guy. fire ngl