What You Got At The End Of T H O S E S T E M S - Blog Posts

psychic: *reads my mind*

my mind: those new shoes?

you talkin’ about these?

those puppies new?

you’re wondering if these are new shoes.

you got some new shoes?

Oh I get the sense you’re wondering if these are new shoes

New shoes.

Are we speaking about these?

I *pshh* I’m talking about

those babies

They look pretty new

I see

Patrick

Patrick

Patrick

New shoes?

those are new.

these babies?

I’M. TALKING. BOUT. THOSE. KICKS.

ah... I...

oh, you’re talking about these.

what you got at the end of those stems?

you’re asking me about these shoes?

your sneaks!

Uh... yeah you by the sink

hi, uh, thanks so much for taking my question, my name is uh, Brian, I’m a — been a fan a while, just wanted to know, um, when, uh, when did you get those shoes, are they new?

Uh, we’re not taking questions about the shoes right now.

OOH BABY BABY ITS SOME NEW SHOES

(ah-ti dah BUH)

I WANNA KNOW IF YOU GOT SOME NEW SHOES

(Shoes! Huh!)

Looks like somebody’s feet made some new friends, I’m talking about shoes.

Those babies new?

Yeah I got them like two weeks ago.

Then I guess they’re...

Well they’re not new, are they?

You... garbage hole.

You sssssack of a man.

You pshhjust pile of ropes on a trash heap.

You human toilet.

psychic: what the fuck