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Yoneya: Holy shit, there’s a wolf!
Izumi: Where?
Yoneya: No, the regular kind.
Ninomiya: Whenever I screw something up I just say “ We’re in the end game now “ and people think I know what I’m doing.
Arashiyama: Dogs lick us because they know we have bones and they want ‘em.
Yotaro: Can we have ice cream for breakfast?
Karasuma, who already ate all the ice cream for breakfast: That’s not a proper meal.
Suwa: Terashima mentioned the word prototype. When I asked him what he meant, he said, “ People are a prototype “ and I was too scared to ask what he meant.
Jin: This cereal tastes awful. I bet the milk expired.
Kizaki: That’s because this isn’t milk, it’s chicken broth.
Kumagai: Careful, if you keep being so sweet to me, people will start thinking you’re in love with me.
Nasu: What could I have ever possibly done that you think I’m not?
Konami: Everytime I go out in public wearing an oversized t-shirt everyone asks “ are you wearing shorts underneath? “ Like, no, Jin, I thought today would be a good day to have my bare pussy out at Walmart.
Konami: [ Stirring a pot of water over a hot stove ] Why won’t the goddamn water boil already????
Karasuma, who’s been slipping ice cubes in every few minutes when Konami turns her back: Gosh, I have no idea.
Kageura: You ever meet someone who is just the human form of crumbs in the bed?
Kizaki: If you ever need anything, I’m available 24/6.
Chika: Don’t you mean 24/7?
Kizaki: No, Saturdays are for date nights with Kazama.
Ouji: God, you’re so clingy.
Arafune: You came into my bed?!
Jin: Kizaki, can you pick me up? I’m at a party and there’s someone funnier than me.
Yuma: I hate the way you pack my lunch.
Kizaki: Maybe you should pack your own lunch.
Yuma: [ Packs 32 Oreos ]
Kizaki: Maybe I should pack your lunch.
Kageura: Porn is so unrealistic, I just took a shower with Inukai and stood in the corner freezing for 20 minutes handing him different shampoos.
Okudera: There’s nothing sadder than cold hot chocolate.
Koarai: Yes there is, cold hot chocolate with ketchup in it.
Okudera: I’m going to pretend you didn’t say that.
Konami: Hyuse hasn’t stopped staring through the window since the storm started.
Karasuma: Should we let him in.
Kitazoe: I saw Kage and Inukai hugging and then I realized they were choking each other and was like okay, that makes more sense.
Azuma: So…. Mind if I ask about the skull in your room?
Mako: Sure. Which one?
Yoneya: Miwa, are you seeing anyone?
Miwa, blushing: No, no, I’m not, why?
Yoneya: Because, you should really see a therapist or something.
Mizukami: Look, I love you, but I made exactly the amount of cheese and crackers I want to eat right now.
Ikoma: But I only-
Mizukami: EXACTLY the amount.
Jin: Being in love with Tachikawa is not always cute or romantic. Sometimes it’s pushing his face away because you have viral bronchitis and he keeps trying to kiss you knowing this because he has no sense of self-preservation.
Jin: Update, Tachikawa got bronchitis! You’ll never guess how!
Ikoma: A lady just dropped a steak while I was at the store. I said “ whoops, now it’s ground beef. “ She didn’t laugh or seem slightly amused but that’s show biz baby.
Yuba: It’s called ukelele screamo and it’s art.
Izuho: Physically, yes, I could fight Chika.
Izuho: But emotionally? Imagine the toll.
Hiura: My ears are triangles! I have no responsibilities! Meow meow!
Kizaki: Yesterday I overheard Hyuse saying “ are you sure this is a good idea? “ and Yotaro replying “ Just trust me “ and I have never moved from the hallway to the living room so quickly in my life.
Suwa: Is Tachikawa going to be okay?
Kazama: Aside from being living proof that humans are doomed as a species, he’s fine.
Chika: What doesn’t kill you, makes you weird at intimacy.
Tsuji: I just wanna go somewhere super super deserted and just scream my heart out.