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Usami: Every single odd number has the letter “ e “ in it….
Kikuchihara: It’s 3 am, please go to sleep.
Usami: ThrEE.
Izumi: Have you asked him out yet?
Yoneya: Technically, no, but in my head, Miwa and I have three kids and a dog.
[ Texting ]
Ninomiya: Answer your phone!
Inukai: Give me a minute. I can’t find my phone.
Ninomiya: Okay.
[ Pause ]
Ninomiya: You are a awful person! You know, you’re killing me! You’re killing your captain! Hey Inukai!
Hyuse: * Kicks the door down looking panicked *
Jin: What did you do?
Hyuse: Nobody died.
Jin: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT!
Jin: Thanks for agreeing to see me.
Kido: I didn’t. You just walked in and started talking.
Oji: Power outages are homophobic.
Kurauchi: Elaborate.
Oji: I’m gay and they are inconveniencing me.
Izumi: People who sleep with their phone on silent or DND really don’t give a fuck about anybody.
Kunichika: Look, if you decide to have a problem after midnight, that’s between you and God.
Tachikawa:
Tachikawa: How do you set you phone to Dungeons and Dragons?
Kizaki: Are you decent?
Jin: Not morally, but I’m wearing pants if that’s what you’re asking.
Kizaki: Have you decided on a Halloween costume yet?
Kazaa: Yeah, I’m gonna dress up like an idiot.
Tachikawa, coming into the room: Hey Kazama, here’s the clothes you wanted to borrow.
Okudera: Let’s do something REALLY scary.
Mako: We could go to bed early and be alone with our thoughts.
Kodera: Have you ever seen the captain happy.
Yoneya: Uhh…. Occasionally? When killing neighbors is involved, I guess? Why?
Kodera: I’m writing a birthday card for him and I’m not sure if I should write “ Happy Birthday “ or “ Angry Birthday “.
Osamu: This is such a bad idea.
Yuma: Then why are you coming along?
Osamu: One of us needs to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.
Jin: Must be hard not being able to laugh.
Miwa: I do have a sense of humor you know.
Jin: I’ve never heard you laugh before.
Miwa: I’ve never heard you say anything funny.
Murakami: I really like this whole “ good guy, bad guy “ thing you guys have going on.
Kageura: It’s not an act, it’s just that I’m mean and Kitazoe isn’t.
Rokuta: Do you take constructive criticism?
Urushima: I only take cash or credit.
Arafune: What did you three do?
Kageura, Hokari, Toma:
Arafune, sighing: You’re not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to the police again or not.
Arashiyama: Seriously, you have to stop joking about your traumas!
Jin: Haha, and what are you going to do? Tell Mogami-san?!
Arashiyama: Jin….
I am friends to all cats. Yes, even the mean ones. They have their reasons.
- Oki Koji, at some point
Mizukami: I left instructions for everyone while I’m gone.
Ikoma: Mine just says “ Iko-San no “
Mizumaki: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.
Kageura: Each time I tell you those three words, I mean them more and more.
Kageura: “ Leave me alone “
“ Do you ever just look at someone and get annoyed “
- Kageura about Inukai probably
Yuiga: My job here is done.
Tachikawa, Izumi, and Kunichika: But you didn’t do anything.
Yuiga; [ Disappears dramatically into the shadows ]
Yuma: Truth or Dare?
Osamu: Truth.
Yuma: How many hours have you slept this week?
Osamu: Dare.
Yuma: I dare you to go to sleep.
Osamu: I don’t like this game.
Jin: It’s been 15 minutes and Tachikawa still hasn’t texted me back. What if he’s hurt? What if he doesn’t like me anymore?
Arashiyama: Just give him some time. I’m sure it’s fine.
(Meanwhile)
Tachikawa: [Struggling to spell gorgeous]
Izumi: Just tell him he’s pretty.
Kitora: Sometimes I think you’re not taking me seriously.
Kuroe: There are times when you think I am taking you seriously?
Commander Shinoda: Alright, how are you two going to explain yourselves?!
Tachikawa: Verbally or Physically?
Jin: Well, I'm gonna say verbally, because judging by Commander Shinoda's tone, he might not be in the mood for the dance we've prepared.
Chief Rindo: Please don't do anything overly dramatic and stupid.
Tamakoma: You could sooner divert a river from its course that deny us our nature