Would You Rather - Blog Posts

If you send me some gif of wriggling eyebrows and insinuate you want to lick a hobbits for I’m coming to your house and replacing your cat with a changling.

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WHATS THE HARDEST 'WOULD YOU RATHER' QUESTION YALL EVER GOT??

i think i just got the worst-

would you rather get rid of pasta or get rid of bread

LIKE??? THATS LITTERALLY IMPOSSIBLE BOTH ARE IN MY LIFE SO MUCH WHAT

[insert that one emoji fading guy meme here]

wait no

there we go XDD

WAIT I WANNA HEAR THE COMMUNITY

Robot: You are not human and will never be. Can you feel real pain? Is your pain different from a human's? Can you feel joy? Love? Anger? Can you feel anything at all? You will always be looking out over the faces of humanity and will never know if you lack the emotion that they all share.

Clone: You are not you, and have never been. You never had a real life. You have always been an imitation of someone else. Is there anything that can separate you from the true you? You are a lie given form, a facsimile of someone else. You are not a person, not an animal. You are nothing.

Both of these are horrifying, and there is no clear answer.

Kinky Would You Rathers

Would you rather be given an enema or have a urethral sound used on you? I've never experienced either... maybe the sound?

Would you rather give oral while being fucked or receive oral while being whipped? Give while being fucked (by a woman)

(Female) Would you rather sleep with a vibrator in both holes or with nipple clamps suspended the the ceiling so you can’t roll over? N/A

(Male) Would you rather sleep with a vibrator in your ass and a vibrating cock ring on or with nipple clamps suspended the the ceiling so you can’t roll over? Sleep with the vibrators

Would you rather be bent over and fucked or pushed against a wall and fucked? Hmmm, be fun to experience both

Would you rather be fucked by five people continually all night or be denied any sexual action for a month? Five women continually all night

(Female) Would you rather use a dildo or your fingers to give yourself an orgasm? N/A

(Male) Would you rather use a pocket pussy or your hands to make yourself cum? My hands most of the time, a pocket pussy to switch things up

Would you rather wear a diaper or have to ask to go to the bathroom every time? Honestly, neither. If forced to choose, to ask every time

Would you rather have anal beads or nipple clamps used on you? Nipple clamps for ease of use, anal beads for the novelty

Have your partner tease you all over your body with hot wax or ice cubes? Ice for the easier clean up, but wax would be fun

Would you rather only ever have sex in a bed or only be able to have sex anywhere but a bed? Anywhere but a bed

Would you rather sleep in a cage or chained to the side of a bed. Do I at least get a blanket? Chained to the side of the bed

Would you rather never give oral again or never receive oral again? Never give oral again

Would you rather spend a day sat on a fat dildo or a day in suspension? Sat on a dildo

Would you rather be blindfolded or gagged? I want both

Would you rather wear nipple clamps or clamps on the tip of your cock? Nipple clamps for sure

Would you rather wear nipple clamps or a clamp on your clit? N/A

Would you rather be hit a few times with a cane or lots of times with a paddle? Never experienced either... Can I try both?

Would you rather be put in predicament bondage for an hour or light bondage for 5? Predicament bondage for an hour (always wanted to try it)

Would you rather be edged ten times or have two ruined orgasms? Two ruined orgasms, way easier

Would you rather spend the day with a large almost painful plug in your ass or two with a small one that you have to edge yourself with every time you use the restroom? Large one, the other option sounds like too much work

(Males) Would you rather be led around on a leash connected to a locking butt-plug or to a cock and ball ring? I'd be down to try both

(Females) Would you rather be led around on a leash connected to a locking butt-plug or to a clover clamp on your clit N/A

Would you rather have two cocks up your ass or one in your ass and one in your mouth? If we're talking fake cocks, one in each

Would you rather be milked dry then given a dry orgasm or be allowed two ruined ones? Initially I'd say two ruined ones, but I've never experienced a dry orgasm....

Would you rather be denied an orgasm or be given so many it hurts? Given so many it hurts. I've already played with denial quite a bit

(Male) Would you rather wear a cock ring and a vibrating buttplug for an hour without being allowed to cum, or a cock ring and large, long buttplug that stroked your prostate for an hour without being allowed to cum? Vibrating plug

(Female) Would you rather have a butt plug and a dildo inserted for a 3 hours without being able to cum or vibrating ones in for an hour without being able to cum? N/A

Would you rather wear a breast harness or a crotch rope? Breast harness

Would you rather have a small soapy enema or a large plain one? A small soapy one I guess?

Would you rather have ginger placed in your ass or tiger balm on your gentiles? Ginger

(Female) Would you rather be hit on your anus or your clit? N/A

Would you rather be zapped with a wand or touched with stinging nettles? Zapped with the wand

Would you rather spit or swallow cum? Neither

(Male) Would you rather have your balls stretched or crushed? Neither

Would you rather be made to wear ballet heels all the time or to crawl all the time? If on carpet, crawl, otherwise heels

Choice is yours

She gives you a choice, but whatever you pick is how it's going to be from now on. You either watch her get laid and never get any or fuck her after he has every time and never get to see them in bed.

Due to requests to post more of the “Would you rather’s” I have started a new set. Make sure to re-blog with your answers! (That’s the fun)

Reblog and go into detail about which you would rather have happen and why. Fun interactive hotwife posts!

The second of three, make sure you reblog your answers!

These are the first of the “Would you rather” captions for this months theme to help get community responses. Make sure to reblog with your answer!

Would you rather:

While at a party, have your girlfriend/wife be the party cum dump and only have to swallow cum from random guys or have to let her go off and fuck a guy at the party for an hour doing whatever he wants?