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THIS IS TOO GOOD OMFG I LITERALLY CAN’T WAIT FOR THE FIC 😩🙏
Still writing the fair fanfic but have this in the meantime. Prompted by @cloudedhologram's post where we + @simonssweater came up with Xavier "winning" the bear for Simon at a county fair. The meme format was too funny to pass up I just had to do it.
Diego: You kidnapped Maddie? That’s illegal!
Nicole: But Diego, what’s more illegal? Briefly inconveniencing our body snatched friend Maddie, or destroying our chances of convincing her to return to the school?
Diego: Kidnapping Maddie, Nicole!!!
Claire: Diego, listen, whatever I may think of you right now- these guys are counting on you to inspire them!
Diego: What, to kidnap people?!?!
Simon: To work together!
Diego: TO KIDNAP PEOPLE?!?!?!?!
Xavier: Diego, we all agreed a spirit wearing our friend’s body as a meat suit does not count as people.
a handy guide to shipping
SEASON 2 SPOILERS!!
here’s another meme drop but in gif form! low quality gifs = higher quality humor imo so I hope you enjoy!
Xavier: Fuck a heatwave, a goth never gets too warm.
Xavier, an hour later: I have heatstroke.
S2E6 SPOILERS!!
hi hi everyone! here’s another meme drop for ya, please enjoy!
pt. 1 | pt. 2 | pt. 3
this is me when y’all shit on xavier/simon. like it’s never that serious guys 😭😭😭
sorry that you think my fictional ship is illegal. I actually consulted a fictional lawyer about it and he had a talk with a fictional cop about the fictional laws and then they both looked at me, and very seriously said "we'll allow it because it's hot."
IDK IF YOU GUYS HAVE SEEN THE OG VIDEO BEFORE BUT I CAN HEAR STINKYASHERS VOICE IN MY HEAD READING IT OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
Simon: hey just double checking but you cleared your calendar for dinner tomorrow night right? I'm dying to go to that new place like I can't-
Xavier: *confused stare*
Simon: oh sorry. Dinner. tomorrow. Me!
Xavier: YAY!! *Claps*
interacted with a guy who looked almost exactly like Xavier (only difference was his hair being curly) today and I can confirm that it was jarring to look at him for more than 3 seconds at a time bc of his eyes
that being said, I’ve gotta ask… blue eyed ppl… is it this way for all of you or is it only the dark hair + blue eye combo?
Store Worker: Would Nicole Herrera and Claire Zomer please come to the front desk?
Claire + Nicole, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?
Store Worker pointing to Xavier + Simon: I believe they belong to you?
Xavier and Simon, simultaneously: We got lost :(
Nicole + Claire: We didn’t even bring you guys here with us-
*Simon and Xavier sitting in jail together*
Xavier: So who should we call?
Simon: I’d call Maddie, but I feel safer in jail
Xavier: I learned some very valuable lessons from this.
Claire: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away.
Xavier: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God.
Claire: Yeah, perfect.
CRYING PLS I LAUGHED OUT LOUD IN PUBLIC TO SEVERAL OF THESE IM EMBARRASSED
made a couple school spirits text posts, will make more later
let’s just say it’s a little sneak peak into the fic I’m editing ;) but also @greycoffee’s tags are so real for this… I AM totally normal about this ship (no I’m not)
“You with the dark curls,
You with the watercolor eyes.”
In some of the different ships I love.
Simon: What kinds of sounds annoy you?
Xavier: Are we talking real sounds or imaginary ones?
Simon, now interested: Lets say imaginary.
Xavier, staring like he does: Spiders wearing flip flops.
*Simon calls Xavier*
Xavier: Hey Simon, what's up?
Simon, trying to be nonchalant: I'm sitting in a pool of blood, no biggie
Xavier, on the verge of freaking out: Is it... your blood?
Simon, still tryna be a tough guy: Yeah, I think so
Xavier: Do you know where it's coming from?!?
Simon: Probably the stab wound…
Xavier: YOU'VE BEEN STABBED?!?!?
Simon: Oh, yeah, definitely.
throwing these two idiots in the mix too
“You with the dark curls,
You with the watercolor eyes.”
In some of the different ships I love.
the way I’m more invested in that than the major plot this season. it’s a little itch in my brain that desperately needs to be scratched bc I can’t focus on much else like WDYM WHY NOT TELL SIMON THE OTHER ONE THAT CAN LITERALLY SEE A GHOST idk idk idk I just I’m literally obsessed
im never gonna shut up about how much i love xaviers subplot with the hospital ghosts cuz what the fuck do u mean he saw maddies dad at the hospital. maddies dad is the hospital fisherman. this is going to mean something very soon i assume. xavier bestie telllllllll someone about ur mini death. please.
The first one and the shower thoughts one is sending me hard pls 😭😭😭 if nothing else is canon, that definitely would be fr !!!!
Part two of
Because I think they fit!
They are indeed lovers in my heart.
@simonssweater
I know he was spiraling and didn’t think about the letter he wrote from a ghost to a living. But every time I think about this I’m like did bro just not take a minute after destroying everything in his room to literally think over everything he’s learned and done since “hallucination” Maddie started speaking to him???
Also that homo love letter 😭 thinking about that from the perspective of “Maddie is just a hallucination, this isn’t real” is insane to me. Bc if that were the case then bro your gay ass is showing (and I want you to pursue Xavier 💔), how would the writers of the show ever expect me to believe you were in love with Maddie if this alternative was the reality pls- 💀
actually the way Simon acted at the beginning of s2 is so insane. Bro thought he had a mental breakdown so bad he had incredibly detailed hallucinations for hours at a time and just. Did not tell anyone
I love the idea that they went spelunking for their first date so much y’all don’t understand 😭😭😭
Here's some Xavier x Simon headcanons!
@simonssweater this is specially for you!
Dog person x cat person vibes of course!
Some of these are just so perfect! I can't help but laugh at one in the morning!
Simon love hates Xavier's feralness...
Part two soon! I have a couple more!
Simon: crushes are the worst
Xavier: yeah. whenever I'm near mine, I start acting stupid
Simon: pfftt you're always acting stupid
Xavier: yeahhhh, don't think about that too hard
Simon:
Here's some random generated head canons of Xavier because I was bored and I love him!
This one is a savier head canon of mine!
And this one just made me laugh as it was generated..
Let me know what ones you agree with!
Xavier: Chillax!
Simon: That's not a word.
Xavier: Sometimes the ones who deny 'chillax' are the ones who need to chillax the most.
Xavier, texting Claire: Claire! Help I'm being kidnapped!
Claire texting back: Where are you?
Xavier still texting: I'm with some strange person. In a car. Help!
Claire sending one last message: I'll call Simon.
Simon, answering his cell: Hey, what’s up?
Claire: Where's Xavier? He texted me that he’s being kidnapped.
Simon: Xavier? Whaddya mean, he’s right next to me-
Simon:
Simon: I'll call you back.
*hangs up*
Simon: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN'T THAT BAD!
Xavier: WHO ARE YOU?!
No one:
Xavier during that dinner with Janet:
I still think it’s wild that Simon’s only problem with Xavier is that he’s just staring like crazy. I mean mans literally unscrewed the lid of a mf salt shaker and proceeded to spill it around playing it off as an accident. How the hell can you pretend it’s an accident when the lid is literally screwed off and why did Sandra or Janet not question it??? I digress.
School Spirits (2023-25) 2.05 Ghost Who's Coming to Dinner
Xavier: Stop doing that.
Simon: Stop doing what?
Xavier: Saying things that make me wanna kiss the hell out of you.
Simon: Okay guys we need a plan to convince Janet to give Maddie her body back Everyone else: Hmm yes this is a Very Serious Situation™ and we need a Very Serious Solution™ Meanwhile Xavier: s A L t
SEASON 2 SPOILERS!!
here’s part two, y’all! all the memes I made wouldn’t fit into one post lmao
pt. 1 | — | pt. 3 | pt. 4