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SEASON 2 SPOILERS!!
hi guys! I saw some school spirits memes on here so I thought I’d give it a try. most of these are from the newest season so enjoy at your own risk!
pt. 2 | pt. 3 | pt. 4
oh my god…. OH MY GOD ???? THIS IS SO GOOD I CANT- THANK YOU FOR BLESSING OUR EYES 🙏😩 ITS SO ICONIC
a silly work sketch based on tags between me and @simonssweater HRVEHA
Xavier with said massive bear although id say it could be bigger LMAO
I’m also obsessed with the way Simon side eyes her like pls everybody is tweaking so hard 😭😭😭
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Maddie: You have to apologize to Xavier
Simon: Fine.
Simon: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.
Claire: Nicole and I know you guys snuck out last night, Xavier.
Simon: Play dumb!
Xavier: Who's Xavier?
Simon: NOT THAT DUMB!!!
Nicole: I told Simon his ears flush when he lies.
Xavier + Claire: Why?
Nicole: Look.
Nicole: Hey Simon! Do you love us?
Simon, covering his ears: No.
Xavier the type of guy to ask Simon to be his Valentine (and be nervous about it) after they’ve been dating five years.
Simon thought it was dumb the first time he asked, he quickly realized how sweet it was.
If we don’t get more moments like this, I’m going to be very, very sad. I love a silly goose trying his best vs guy barely holding it together trope 😔💔
xavier spilling the salt everywhere and simon looking at him like he can't decide if he wants to launch himself across the table to strangle xavier or if he wants to drown himself in the salad was truly one of my favorite moments of the episode. they're making xavier soo wet and pathetic and it's hard not to be endeared by his loser ways. especially when it's at simon's expense most of the time.
Simon: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-
Xavier: I wrote you a poem.
Simon, already crying: You did?
soooo funny when your alleged other best friend nicole subtly hints to janet that y’all know it’s her in maddie’s body in front of maddie’s mom and you absolutely lose it but when pretty ex-boyfriend xavier dumps a whole ass salt shaker on the body snatcher he doesn’t get fussed at in the slightest for it
EDIT: I would like to clarify this is a silly little jokey haha just in case that’s unclear 🙏🩵
Nicole: Would you slap your best friend for a thousand bucks?
Simon: I would slap Xavier for free.
Xavier, shocked: I'm your best friend!?
Simon: No, I just really want to slap you.
this is actually what my fic is about !! the scene has been stuck in my head for weeks now 💔
still thinking about this scene… savier my beloved <3
Xavier: Can you be quiet?! I'm trying to think.
Simon: Don't worry. Doing anything for the first time is difficult.
oooo yes!!! bonus points for awkward exchange about snot getting on xavier’s jacket because once simon starts sobbing uncontrollably he doesn’t stop until his eyes physically have no tears left and he’s got no more sniffles left in him to sniff
still thinking about this scene… savier my beloved <3
Xavier: *cocks gun* Go to Bed. This is no longer a request, This is now a Threat.
still thinking about this scene… savier my beloved <3
Xavier: Relationships should be 50/50. Simon cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty.
Simon: Don't bite your lip so much. That's a really bad habit.
Xavier smirking: alright, fine. Can I bite yours instead?
no literally, I’m so obsessed with their duoship. Especially considering how much Xavier looks after Simon so Simon doesn’t fuck up his own life and future. Like when Nicole was all “why aren’t we telling Simon about Janet returning?!?” and Xavier telling her that Simon would bolt and get his ass suspended so fast 😭😭😭 I need more spiraling Simon x reasonable Xavier moments fr pls don’t fail me season 2 🙏
xavier and simon weren't really the duo I thought I needed, not by a long shot, but their trust exercise in ep4 really sealed the deal for me. like yes thank you actually I do need more moments with simon being too stressed out and xavier being the shrug emoji about it. they balance each other so well, it's hilarious.
Xavier, laughing: Babe, you had a crush on me? That’s so embarrassing—
Simon: We’re literally married.
Xavier: Do you want to know your gay name?
Simon: My... my gay name?
Xavier: Yeah, it's your first name-
Simon: Haha. Very funny Xavier-
Xavier, getting down on one knee: And my last name.
Simon: Oh- oh my god.
Simon: I fell—
Xavier: From heaven?
Simon: No, I literally fell—
Xavier: In love with me the moment you saw me?
Simon: MY ARM IS BROKEN!
Xavier: Okay, but do you think I'm pretty? Be honest.
Xavier: Hey, I’m getting in the shower. Wanna help me out?
Simon: ...Have you never taken a shower before?
Simon: How much did you spend on this date?
Xavier: $1400. But all of it's on credit cards, so it's like $5 a month for the next 2,000 years.
Simon: This food is too hot... I cant eat it.
Xavier: You’re very hot, and I still eat you.
Everyone at the table: *silence*
Nicole: YOU GUYS ARE DISGUSTING!
Claire : One dinner... I just want ONE DINNER!
We’re all alike I swear 💀 I have a savier fic coming out soon (read as: eventually)! I swear I need to read them together so badly, someone PLEASE step up and bless our eyes 🥺🙏 I’ll love u forever
um so where the fuck are all the simon x xavier edits at….like y’all ain’t seeing the gay chemistry between them…they’re bfs 🫶
and nicole and claire are gfs. and so are rhonda & quinn…like??? they’re all gay 2 me.
I know this is accurate but part of my mind is like “ah yes, a secret third option where everyone is happy and the ending is perfect and doesn’t hurt ☝️” like someone shake me out of it 😭😭😭
No matter what schools spirits will have a very bittersweet ending and it hurts.
Either Maddie ends up alive and she has to say goodbye to the people and afterlife she has grown to love and care about.
Or she ends up dead and she has to say goodbye to her best friend and accept she will never get to grow up or move on. She will have to watch everyone she once knew and loved slowly leave her as they go onto their futures knowing that she will never get to experience that, knowing that she’s forever stuck in a town she hates.
No matter what option the ending will be bittersweet.
nah bc the mr martin to janet and the maddie, simon, xavier ones got me cracking up a little too hard 😭😭😭
Tried using incorrect quotes with School Spirits characters
Maddie: I'm gonna eat the chicken breasts! Simon, snickering: Yeah, eat what you lack. Nicole, deadpanning at Simon: Then maybe I should order brains on delivery for you.
Wally: So, they kissed me. Rhonda: And you kissed them back? Wally: No, I kissed their mouth.
Mr. Martin, to Janet: You're not Mario. Lets get something fucking straight, you're Luigi at best.
Charley: What’s your body count? Yuri: Do you mean sex or murder?
Wally, trying to flirt with Maddie: I think both of our families suck.
Yuri: Here is my wall of inspirational people. Dawn: Is that a picture of you? Yuri: Yes, I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.
Chloe: Did you miss me while I was gone? Claire: You were gone?
Maddie: Would you rather kill Xavier, or— Simon: Yes, kill them. Maddie: I didn’t say the other thing— Simon: I don’t need to hear it. Xavier: …I’m feeling a little unsafe.
Nicole: What’s sexting? Claire: I'm not having this conversation with you.
Sandra, holding in their laughter: Hey, how do you ask a glass of water what it’s doing? Janet as Maddie: A glass of water is an inanimate object. Therefore, it's incapable of having a thought process or understanding basic human language. Sandra: Sandra: Water you doing?
Wally: What’s sexting? Charley: I'm not having this conversation with you.
Maddie: *venting endlessly to Rhonda about their week* Rhonda, every once in a while: *in a monotone* Wow, that is so wild.
Simon: You know my motto: carpe diem, carpe noctem, carpe coles.
Xavier: Seize the day, seize the night, what’s the last one?
Simon: Seize the dick.