I'm Down Bad For Any Spaghetti Western Sequence In A Movie

If thou art justicar, I plead for thine truth

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

thank you sharty ✨

1. roombas and similar machines are unsettling, and would shred your foot, if given the chance

2. i watched 7 deadly sins, about a season, and the experience has never left me. i am truly horrified by it, and even hearing about it gives me the feeling of being bored during summer, so you look up bad fanfiction and read it all the way through.

3. the idea of eating, touching or being near animals like squid and octopus freaks me out

4. moose tracks 🤩

5. i hate the number 3

@purplehazeaday

Aaah thank you for tagging me @loulovehome !! The poem was actually really beautiful

“💕 get to know your mutuals!! when you get this, it means someone wants to know more about you, so list 5 things about yourself you want your followers to know. they can be as simple as your age or as complex as your deepest fear, as long as it’s something you’re comfortable with sharing. when you’re done, send this to 10 people you want to get to know better!! 🥺🌼💕”

1. I love swimming its like genuinely one of my favorite things.

2. I’m shit scared of snakes.

3. I’m a huuuge foodie and I love cooking although I’m shit at baking. I’ve had one too many baking disasters in the kitchen after which I kinda just gave up on it.

4. I love maths. It was my favorite subject in school and I got full marks in boards (yes I taking the time to brag about it here). But I used to hate it till like 7th grade and then this teacher came along who properly introduced me to maths and I fell in love with it.

5. I opted commerce in 11th for the sole reason of spiting all my relatives and family friends and all those nosy people who wanted me to take science. (Even though I opted it to spite them I actually kinda fell in love with it too)

I’m tagging: @theybeatoddstogether @louzier @harrysuits @zaynsalbum @sgyep @blushingpizza @princess-lou @finexbright @smolhilariousbeans @fookinggavocadoss

call me redwing, ‘cause flag smasher can break me over her knee 😍

C R A I S I N

Craisins are fantastic, why eat a raisin when you have a craisin. 

-Dogs can eat them and not die

- When you see a craisin cookie you won’t be tricked, the garnet color is a lovely indicator saying, “Hey, I’m not a chocolate chip cookie, but I’m still delicious!”

- Craisin cookies often include white chocolate, unlike raisins which stand alone

- They don’t get your hands disgustingly sticky

- Taste good

- yes

- The right balance of tangy and sweet

- Healthy substitute for candy

Have you guys seen that one joe exotic insta post with kabuto (under the cut)

Soldier isn't actually my favorite merc but his personality is so fun and for some reason he speaks to me creatively.

When

When tbe artifact have too good stats me can no use in make other artifact great

Sufering from succues ⛓️⛓️🥀😔💦

Quick Chiitan for a birthday card

i just had the funniest experience in vr chat, i joined a random server and the one i joined had Japanese people so i waddled around in my goofy club penguin avatar that i have saved, after a while a guy walks up to me and clones my avatar so were both penguins then another guy shows up and clone my avatar

now keep in mind there only speaking Japanese i don’t know what they are saying, then another guy joins in, so i got a group of three penguin friends

we just waddle around and goof about, the one of them tries to talk to me, but not only do i not have a mic i also don’t speak Japanese, they figure out i don’t speak Japanese and start listing various places, they get the part of being European right, and after listing a lot of places they ask if im from the UK and when i nod they all just start cheering. after hanging out for a while one of them gets real close to me and whispers…

“penguin brothers forever”