The Three Horsemen Of “should I Write This Fic?”

how the fam find out Jason's still alive

Dick, looking through old photo books: aw, it's such a shame Talia didn't tell B about you until recently Dami, I'd have loved to see photos of you as a baby

Damian: ? I can get baby photos if that is required in this family

Dick: what, how? Talia doesn't seem like the baby-book kind of woman, no offense.

Damian: She was not, however after my brother was brought out of the Lazarus pit he was given a few old cameras in an attempt to make his mind focus on something not harmful to himself and settle down. He took a lot of photos of our family during his training.

Dick:

Bruce:

Both, simultaneously: your what now?

-later-

Damian, walking into the room with an old box: Alright so I broke into his current safe house while he was working and took one of the boxes. I believe these should suffice for your 'baby books'

Bruce: hold on you broke into his- your brother lives in Gotham??? there's a trained league assassin working in this city and you didn't tell me? Damian we need to talk about your habit of withholding important infor-

Dick: Bruce.....

Bruce: -mation. what?

Dick: look at the.... photo...

Bruce, leaning over to see a photo of Jason Todd holding baby Damian up at the head of a meeting table like in the lion king, red smear on his forehead, while Ra's Al Ghul stares at them both from his seat looking Tired Of Jason's Shit™:

Damian, peering at the photo: yes, Todd got quite good with the timers on those cameras, he took many a photo holding me like that. I believe it was a special campaign designed to get on grandfather's nerves enough that he'd agree to watch the movie with us.

Bruce:

Dick:

*screaming*

bonus:

Tim: you know some of these photos are actually really good, like the angles and tones you used

Jason: you steal Robin, I steal photography.

Tim:

Lloyd’s “all life must be protected” or whatever is so funny because the rest of his team is just

Guy who’s killed thousands

Girl who’s killed thousands

Guy who’s insane enough to shoot missiles in a train

Immortal roach who never kills anyone directly but probably sucks life out from the people around him to live longer

Kai

Daily Cloud Strife #58

sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four

he needs it….

Btw much as I love to make fun of twitter and reddit's business decisions, I have 0% trust in tumblr's management to not go a similar route so this is your gentle reminder that you should regularly go to your blog settings to export your blog. That's a fancy way of saying you can download a backup of your blog so if everything goes down you'll still have a backup of your posts & convos.

soft foster dad cloud with his eldritch foster kids gives me life

Cloud takes the remnants clothes shopping and Yazoo's oblivious nature to human society and their standards leaves him kinda questioning everything he knows.

Yazoo, looking at a mannequin with a sundress on it: I like that. I want to get it.

Cloud: Are you sure? It's a dress.

Yazoo: ...I see that it's a dress. Is there something wrong with dresses?

Cloud: Well, no, dresses are just usually a girly thing.

Yazoo: So I can't wear it because I'm not "girly"?

Cloud: Well, you can, but-

Yazoo: I'd be made fun of.

Cloud: Yeah.

Yazoo: Well that's rather idiotic. It's just fabric cut and sewn together a certain way. Why must humans be so picky about what people can and cannot wear?

Cloud: It's just always been that way.

Yazoo: It must have started somewhere.

Cloud, question his knowledge of history: ...Hm. I don't know that one, actually.

Yazoo: No matter. Either way, I'm getting this dress and I'm going to enjoy it, gender normatives be damned.

Cloud: Hell yeah.

theyre bi4bi t4t

HEY, FELLOW HATERS OF INSANELY-BRIGHT CAR HEADLIGHTS, SOMEONE HAS STARTED A PETITION TO REGULATE THEM.

It's an official petition through the Australian Government's e-petition page, which means if it gets enough signatures, it will be tabled in government.

You do have to be an Australian citizen to sign it, BUT!!! PLEASE REBLOG THIS EVEN IF YOURE NOT, because these kind of things have a roll-on effect, and if Australia legislates LED headlights, then other countries may follow.

FYI, the petition asks only for your name and email, and once you've clicked the sign button, they'll send you an email to confirm your signature --- you need to click the confirmation link in the email to have your signature counted.