And, Actually, If You Tell Someone To Kill Themselves It’s Considered “encouraging Suicide” And

my apprentice: im going to risk my life for this random lady

me: you can’t you’re like 12

my apprentice: i want to become a true gentleman

me: 

Fantastic. I didn’t need my heart today anyways.

and finally, i’ve paid homage to my favorite quote of the entire game although slightly misquoted here to make things fit.

and now, i’m off to download the newest dlc CAUSE WHO NEEDS A HEART THAT’S NOT SHATTERED INTO A MILLION PIECES ??

If you LIKE pineapple on pizza, reblog this post.

And if you DON’T like pineapple on your pizza, reblog THIS POST.

I’m doing a census on this ongoing argument please help it’s obviously important. 

I AM SO GLAD I NEVER GOT NINTENDOGS

I COULD NEVER LIVE WITH THIS 

i was thinking about nintendogs earlier

I'M CRYINg

Clive: This isn’t happening. It can’t end this way. IT WON’T END THIS WAY!

Clive: *gets hit by the pipe*

*mmmm whatcha say starts playing*

You sit on a throne of lies

tHANK YOU 

@hetalia fandom

Stop sexualizing Sealand his human age is 12 wtf is wrong with you

heavy metal broke my

i love you

What do you mean the 1760 Star Trek gifs are going to get me no where in life? 

Where else can you find such classics like

Pretty sure what I do is important

a while back I was fighting with my sister about which of us was superior and I referred to myself as “having the force of a great typhoon” and that I was “mysterious as the dark side of the moon” and she just left