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reminder to all of my whores viewing the eclipse today:

-wear eclipse glasses. i don’t care how strong you think your eyes are, you’re gonna hurt yourself

-Aztecs thought Quetzalcoatl, a giant ass serpent, are the sun so if you don’t like snakes you better watch out cuz your next

-Mexican legend says that any pregnant woman that sees the eclipse will inadvertently cause her child’s face to get eaten by a jaguar later in life so, yknow, maybe close your eyes if superstition is your thing.

-please make sure you are aware of your surroundings. staring at the sky with dark glasses leaves you kinda vulnerable, so be by people you trust in a safe environment.

-eclipses can be seen as culturally bad, but really they are transformative. do something new, go see a friend, go on a date, buy a cake or something.

-go leave a flower on your loved ones grave or something. some Native American tradition calls this a time of mourning, so pay attention little live for those who can’t be with you to see the eclipse.

-no, this is not the end of the world. it’s just really cool.

-if your really worried that you like contracted a space disease then go and take a bath after. and if you’re not, take one just to relax. bathes are fun.

-you don’t need to have money to enjoy it. if you don’t have glasses then use something from here: https://www.statesman.com/story/news/state/2024/04/08/watch-solar-eclipse-safely-without-glasses-alternative-tree-leaves-colander-pinhole-projector-box/73242785007/#. i’ve used a colander to watch a partial eclipse and it was still awesome.

drink some water, grab your glasses, head to your lawn and enjoy the view. if you’re not in the path of totality or just won’t be seeing it at all, then enjoy the experience of knowing that’s somewhere on this planet something monumental is happening and you are alive for it.

im gay

^pretty pony-worthy, if i do say so myself, but probs a middle school boy type-a confession

honestly, mood.

Happy belated birthday to my bffffforever @magma-frog0!!

Get it, like from the Beetlejuice musical? Anyways, happy belated birthday SageGreenFrog! This little thirst goblin was the one who finally got me to join Tumblr, so if anyone has a craving for deranged smut, cute fluff, or any other type of fic for the fandoms that you can find on the first post of her account then let @magma-frog0 know! Remember to tell her I sent you!

On another note, your scheduled Myth May content will be posted BEFORE July 1st because that betrays the May part of Myth May!

I hope whoever is seeing this has a wonderful morning/day/evening/night! ‘See’ you when I ‘see’ you next!!

Lots of Love,

Cosmicluzer 💫

I’m sorry, but when the FUCK was i gonna be informed that I can’t reach ao3 because of fucking anti-lgbtq+ pussy ass TERRORISTS!! Like, what the actual FUCK?!?!?!?! Why do you care sooo much about sending my ass back into the dark ages of dumb intolerance that your taking away my only source of fucking joy in this world. If you take away my gay fanfiction, I will fucking kill you. Do not kid yourself and please just give it backkkjjjkkrgsidbfhdifbdd

EVERYBODY GO READ THIS RN. AT THIS VERY SECOND. @alister312 you actually hit the prompt out of the park! it’s everything i wanted it to be and more! thank you thank you thank you!!! and thank you @spinthetags for organizing this!!

stay tuned for my addition to this event soon!

Summary:

The Festival of Lights is a yearly Larnion winter tradition and the crown prince, Kyle, is busy as usual with his royal duties. However, this year he finds himself a little distracted. Each night, a new gift appears in his room from a secret gifter (and admirer). Before the eight nights are up, Kyle hopes to find out just who keeps sneaking into room and, admittedly, his heart.

written for the @spinthetags secret santa exchange for my giftee, the one and only @cosmicluzer!! happy holidays!! i was SO so excited to get you in the exchange, considering the wonderful comments you made on my clyle fic still live delightfully rent free in my head <3 your prompt/request was also such a good idea and i can only hope i did it justice

Ryan Gosling performing “I’m Just Ken” at the Oscars 2024

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Since people liked it i made a toy that works on the computer: https://nick-nonya.itch.io/trampoline-toy Have fun!

Quehanna Wilderness, Pennsylvania

Everybody say happy birthday fictional character!!🎂🎈